#9 - "WAIT... WHATS YOUR SIGN?"

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Hello, and welcome back to another episode of what goes down in apartment one R, featuring your hosts Michael and Holly. [00:00:10] Speaker B: Holly? [00:00:11] Speaker C: So tell me, Michael, what perturbs you. [00:00:14] Speaker A: Want to know what pisses me off? When I'm telling someone? [00:00:17] Speaker C: Sorry? [00:00:18] Speaker B: No, you're good. [00:00:19] Speaker C: Oh, God. Are you gonna say something that I just no. [00:00:23] Speaker A: When I'm telling someone something and they immediately respond with, why didn't you tell me? [00:00:27] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:00:27] Speaker A: Literally, it makes me want to immediately. I'll just okay, then I'll just shut the fuck up. I guess I'm just some old bitch, and I'm just going to shut the fuck up then since, what, that wasn't enough for you? [00:00:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:00:37] Speaker A: I'm like, hey, yesterday I went grocery shopping. Someone go, Why didn't you tell me? Is this not me telling you right now? [00:00:43] Speaker C: Why are you turning just a conversation into beef? [00:00:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:00:47] Speaker C: First of all, what's the beef now? [00:00:48] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm vegetarian. I'm vegan. [00:00:49] Speaker C: You have to tell me everything. [00:00:51] Speaker A: I should be your number one priority. When any event happens in your life, you need to run to your phone and let me know immediately. No, thank you. And even if it did, even if I said, one millisecond ago this happened to me, someone would still respond. You didn't tell me. [00:01:04] Speaker C: I guess I'm trying to think of a scenario where it's appropriate, I guess. [00:01:08] Speaker A: Oh, Mom, I was married last year, you didn't tell me. That's appropriate. [00:01:12] Speaker C: Yeah, but I got a raise at. [00:01:14] Speaker A: My job two days ago and you didn't tell me. That's inappropriate. [00:01:17] Speaker C: Right. [00:01:17] Speaker A: Because I'm telling you right motherfucking now. So instead of being in the moment and responding and listening, you just now. [00:01:22] Speaker C: I have to give a reason as to why. [00:01:24] Speaker A: Am I supposed to owe you an apology? Do I owe you an apology for letting you into my life because I didn't do it fast enough for you? [00:01:31] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:01:32] Speaker A: How dare you? [00:01:32] Speaker C: Have I ever done that to you? [00:01:34] Speaker A: No, and if you did, you would know because I would go, okay, let me just shut the fuck up, then walk away. [00:01:39] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:01:40] Speaker A: Has that ever happened to you? Why didn't you tell me? [00:01:45] Speaker C: No, I'm trying to think. [00:01:47] Speaker A: Tell me what you did this morning. What'd you do this morning? [00:01:49] Speaker C: This morning I went to work and. [00:01:52] Speaker A: You didn't tell me? Why are you just telling me that now? [00:01:56] Speaker C: What about, like, if they're like no, because even if it's like, I have been feeling sad. Why didn't you tell me? [00:02:03] Speaker A: Literally, it's what? [00:02:04] Speaker C: Because it's personal? Because whatever, blah, blah, blah. Or I could see it being that they're like, if you went through something, maybe they want to know why they weren't trusted. [00:02:15] Speaker A: It's because people are me me. They're the mini. Ha ha. The Mini Cooper me me. [00:02:24] Speaker C: By them asking the question. They're being the reason that you didn't tell them. [00:02:29] Speaker A: Literally. That's what I'm going to say from now on. Why didn't you tell me? I'm going to go that's why. That's why right there, because that's how. [00:02:35] Speaker C: You would have responded either way, because. [00:02:37] Speaker A: In that little skull over there, it's a me me. You're at the rehearsal, you're at band practice. I anyway, that's how everybody thinks. Anyway, if the whole world was just like you and I, I mean, obviously. [00:02:50] Speaker C: You have to tell me things immediately. Immediately. [00:02:53] Speaker A: But then either way, it's always fun, because then you forget and I get to retell you, literally. Oh, my God. We're rolling. [00:03:05] Speaker B: He has issues. [00:03:06] Speaker A: Do I need to tone it down? Do I need to tone everything down? Oh, I see shadows. Hi. [00:03:15] Speaker B: You guys doing here? [00:03:17] Speaker A: PA, can you do us a favor? Can you redo this entrance with a bottle of wine in your hand? [00:03:21] Speaker B: I absolutely. [00:03:22] Speaker A: Thank you. Thank you. Let's settle this once and fucking for all in the comments down below, because root beer is some of the most controversial opinions I have, apparently. I love root beer. I love cream soda. I love a Vanilla Coke. [00:03:33] Speaker C: I'm gonna put up a poll, okay? [00:03:34] Speaker A: Okay. [00:03:35] Speaker C: Are you one of those bitches Cherry Cokes? Are you Philip? [00:03:38] Speaker B: I like a cherry Coke. When I'm going to see a movie, I'll do Cherry Coke or Dr. Pepper. But in no other circumstance in my life will I ever be drinking those two refreshing soft drinks. [00:03:47] Speaker A: Why don't you change that? I feel like we need to normalize going out and getting a sodi, like, if we can go spend $60 on alcohol, damage our bodies and stay out till 04:00 a.m., there's nothing wrong with. [00:03:54] Speaker C: Going and getting we go and get a Coke. I'm getting a sprite. [00:03:58] Speaker A: Okay. And more power to you. More power to you. Also Pepsi or Coke. [00:04:02] Speaker B: Coke. But have you ever boiled Coke before? [00:04:05] Speaker C: No. [00:04:05] Speaker B: If you boil Coke, it turns into this black industrial sludge that will make you never want to drink Coke again. [00:04:12] Speaker C: Oh, fuck. [00:04:13] Speaker A: Yeah. That sounds like an episode of Breaking Bad. Yeah. [00:04:15] Speaker B: It's like it's alive. It's like this black alien sludge that comes alive and it just looks at you and it tells you, why are you drinking me? [00:04:22] Speaker C: And you have a lot of regrets. [00:04:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:24] Speaker C: You wonder how long it's been sitting inside it's inside you from when you were four years old at your pizza party. [00:04:31] Speaker A: Every time you crave a Coke, it's that little black industrial sludge in your body going, feed me. I'm a Pepsi girl. I'm a Coke girl because I live in a world of Coke girls, so I have to settle. But if it was up to me and there were two cans sitting in front of me, pepsi all the way. [00:04:45] Speaker C: You know what? We can agree on that. [00:04:46] Speaker B: Really? [00:04:47] Speaker A: It tastes like delicious. Also, I love a blue can. A red can in my room makes me feel like an alcoholic. A blue can in my room makes me feel like I'm setting the mood. [00:04:56] Speaker C: I like the Coke can better. I mean, you know what? I like the coke glass better. [00:05:01] Speaker B: Like a Mexican classic. [00:05:02] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:05:03] Speaker A: It has to be hotly cold. Like, it has to be so cold that it's hot. [00:05:07] Speaker B: It just burns. [00:05:08] Speaker A: I have a question. [00:05:09] Speaker C: Can I guess your sign? Go ahead. [00:05:11] Speaker A: Okay, because you're giving, like, Capricorn. [00:05:14] Speaker C: Should I give you a hint? [00:05:15] Speaker A: No, I'm really good at this. I'm intuitive. Okay, Leo. Okay. Hold on. Let me try one more time. You're giving me Capri Sun. [00:05:22] Speaker C: Close. [00:05:23] Speaker A: Okay. [00:05:23] Speaker C: Oh, my God. You're getting so close. I feel like you're, like, really know your shit. [00:05:26] Speaker A: No, because it's kind of my thing. You're giving, like, warped Tour Moon with, like, a Capri Sun rising and a microwave like Moon. [00:05:37] Speaker C: Okay. So I'm going to give you a little hint. I'm going to give you a little hint. I'm a two faced cunt. [00:05:42] Speaker A: So you're a Gemini. I hate you. I hate you. [00:05:49] Speaker C: The whole world hates me. But that's just because they're jealous of me. Geminis are really clever. They're always looked down upon because they're just misunderstood. But the reality is in the background. They actually have the control of the situation. [00:06:06] Speaker B: Right. [00:06:07] Speaker A: In all seriousness, out of coincidence, I love me a Gemini. I do. I do. [00:06:11] Speaker B: You're a gemini. [00:06:12] Speaker A: I love you. [00:06:12] Speaker C: And I love me a scorpion. [00:06:16] Speaker A: Wait. [00:06:17] Speaker C: Are you a Gemini? Did we talk about this? [00:06:18] Speaker B: No, I'm an Aries. Have you heard of Gemini parties? [00:06:23] Speaker A: No. [00:06:23] Speaker B: It's like a phenomenon where Geminis, fellow Geminis, they get together and they hold little festivities just for Geminis only. It's actually a very popular thing right now. [00:06:33] Speaker C: So, like, you can't be part of the club. No, they're giving Geminis a bad name. [00:06:37] Speaker A: You should go in and test out the waters with the GoPro and see what happens. Yeah, you should be like, fuck scorpios. [00:06:43] Speaker B: Become an undercover Gemini. Just tell people and then see what they're all about. See what this Gemini cult is really speaking to. [00:06:50] Speaker C: They're speaking to the astrology audience, right? [00:06:55] Speaker A: I don't know. No, they're not speaking to the astrology audience because okay, first of all, hello. The topic today is astrology. There's a difference between astrology and it being a science and it being an observation and a human observation. And not even a human observation, a worldly observation. [00:07:09] Speaker B: Water observes it. [00:07:10] Speaker A: Things that aren't alive observe it. It's powerful. It's all being it will be here forever. It's the stars. It's the universe we live in. It's splendid. There's a difference between that. And then there's a difference between my phone app told me that I shouldn't wear pink today because I was born on October 100, and that fucked everyone that's born in January. [00:07:27] Speaker C: It's so strange, isn't it? [00:07:29] Speaker A: It is strange. So you're a Gemini. Gemini. [00:07:30] Speaker C: You know what I hate? [00:07:31] Speaker A: What? [00:07:32] Speaker C: When sorry, I interrupted you. [00:07:33] Speaker A: Don't. Go ahead. [00:07:34] Speaker C: I hate it when what the fuck is it? Like your sun and your moon. I hate when we start getting into the Venus of it all. [00:07:41] Speaker A: The Venus of it all. [00:07:42] Speaker B: Like, I'm sorry, we need to take a break for two weeks because Mercury is in Pluto's moon, and I'm just not feeling the whole situation. My guide has told me that we need to take some time apart for both of our sakes. [00:07:53] Speaker C: Wait, why does that sound specific? Did that happen to you? [00:07:56] Speaker B: Happened to me. This was a situation in which a girl broke up with me in high school because her astrological guide told her. [00:08:06] Speaker A: You dodged a bullet. [00:08:08] Speaker B: That was, like, my first encounter with a real live astrologist astrologist. Before that, it was always like, oh, it's like a fortune cookie thing, whatever. And now it was, like, actually affecting my life. [00:08:20] Speaker C: A girl once said to me, I'll never date a Gemini. And I'm like, okay. [00:08:25] Speaker A: Okay, then. Bye. Leave a comment down below. If you have an ex, that's a Scorpio, because every single time I tell someone that I'm a Scorpio, they always respond with, my ex was a Scorpio without Phil. Every single time. Can attest to it all day, every day, I hear it. So let me down. I'm curious. Let me know. I've never dated a Scorpio, and I would love to, because the rest of the world hasn't treated me right. And I have a feeling that we got each other's backs. [00:08:46] Speaker B: What would that be like? According to some people, would be like, you're dating yourself. [00:08:51] Speaker C: They would tell you that, oh, your sign is really obsessed with yourself. They would just pull that out of their ass immediately. [00:08:57] Speaker B: They'd be like, what moon are you, though? [00:08:59] Speaker A: I get it. [00:08:59] Speaker B: You're a Scorpio sun, but what moon are you? [00:09:02] Speaker C: See, that would if they predict your sign wrong, then they'd be like, oh, well, what's your this? And what's your this? Until they get to the point where they're like, oh, see, that's what I was feeling. I was feeling your whole time. [00:09:15] Speaker A: I've always wanted to fully lie to someone like, what's your sign? I wanted a Taurus. Have them go on for I want to let this simmer for years. I want to move in with this person. I want to get to know this person, meet their family. I want this to go on for a long time of them going, I know you. It's very that it's giving that yeah, I knew that before. You knew that? Because I googled it. Yeah. And then drop on them one day like, you know, I'm a Scorpio, and I was lying the whole time. [00:09:40] Speaker C: You know, you'd be a hero for that. That is a grand sacrifice. [00:09:44] Speaker A: I think it needs to happen. [00:09:45] Speaker C: That is a grand sacrifice to the world. Do it, you'd lose. [00:09:48] Speaker A: Want to know what's funny? [00:09:49] Speaker C: Your time. [00:09:50] Speaker A: Do you want to know what's funny? [00:09:51] Speaker C: What? [00:09:51] Speaker A: I'm actually a Capricorn. [00:09:54] Speaker C: Why didn't you tell me? [00:09:57] Speaker A: Okay, callback. [00:09:58] Speaker C: What else do we hate about people who like, get your fucking religion out of my face, literally. [00:10:07] Speaker B: That's exactly what it is. There's absolutely no science backing it. It's a religion. It's a belief. [00:10:13] Speaker A: Like there's science. No, you go. [00:10:15] Speaker C: No, you go, you go. Because I've been allowing myself to go. [00:10:18] Speaker A: I think we could look at the footage and see that. I've been rambling for minutes, but I feel like there is a legitimate science to it. There is a legitimate science to astrology in the sense of what is it? Hold on, let me Google it. [00:10:28] Speaker C: Because isn't there another word, though, for the stargazing thing and such? [00:10:33] Speaker A: Like anthropology? No, I'm kidding. [00:10:35] Speaker B: There's things that say, okay, like the Moon pulls the tide in a certain way, whatever month you were born, direction. You can pinpoint it down, you can talk about it in a scientific way. [00:10:45] Speaker A: So this is it. It's astrology, the study of the movements of relative positions of celestial bodies interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world. [00:10:56] Speaker C: Wait, do they, though? Like, besides the Moon pulling the that's. [00:11:01] Speaker A: Astrology, you know that's. Oh, well, you were born and Venus was here and this was there, and this was there and that was there. [00:11:07] Speaker C: Well, wouldn't that be more so what's the study of, like, space planets? Yeah. [00:11:12] Speaker B: Astronomy. [00:11:13] Speaker C: Astronomy. That's what you're thinking about? [00:11:15] Speaker A: I think pastronomy. [00:11:16] Speaker C: Yeah, you're thinking about. [00:11:19] Speaker A: Thinking about I am thinking of astrology because I've always said I believe in a little bit. First of all, I believe in coincidences. Let's let the church know that I believe in coincidences, okay? And I'll call it what it is, a coincidence. I'm not going to call it anything else, but I do believe in an elemental kind of for example, I'm a water sign. You're an air sign. That feels right. That feels about right. You're air. [00:11:40] Speaker C: Yeah, I get it, I get it. I'm an airhead. [00:11:43] Speaker A: No, but not even in like a you're an airhead kind of way, but just in like an elemental kind of way. [00:11:49] Speaker B: Like you're fluid. [00:11:50] Speaker C: Yeah, but like, all elements are somewhat fluid. I know this is more fluid. [00:11:54] Speaker A: For example, Taurus being like Earth signs. I don't know, because I feel like I see the world. I see not to be that bitch, I see the world in an elemental kind of way. When I'm rearranging furniture, I need a rock. Here, I'll put a cabinet. I need doo doo doo. It's like very it's interpretive and it's metaphorical, and none of it's real, but it's all fun and games. [00:12:13] Speaker C: It is fun. It is fun. [00:12:15] Speaker A: So I feel like there's fun and games to the elemental aspect of it. I think of water signs, Earth signs, because I feel that sometimes a rock has an energy, and I feel like sometimes certain people have rock energy. [00:12:26] Speaker C: What is Aries? [00:12:27] Speaker A: Fire. [00:12:28] Speaker B: Right? That's a fire sign. [00:12:29] Speaker C: I thought you were a fire sign. [00:12:31] Speaker A: Okay, so this is how I always say it. I'm a water sign. But I feel like the thing about scorpios is their water is their venom. [00:12:37] Speaker B: It's like poison. [00:12:38] Speaker A: Yeah. As to where the other water signs are immersed in their water and victimized by their water. Scorpios keep their water and their emotions as, like, a weapon. It's ammunition, which is fun and games. [00:12:50] Speaker C: Yeah. Although you end up finding because if I were to guess take out the astrology part of it, like, what your vibe is, let's say we were just like, what's your element? Like, the way we might say, what's your food? [00:13:02] Speaker A: What character in Victorious? Are you, like that kind of yeah. [00:13:05] Speaker C: I would say that you're a fire. I would say that you're a rock. [00:13:08] Speaker A: I would say he's a rock, too. [00:13:10] Speaker C: And I would say that I'm air. [00:13:11] Speaker B: Wait, is that, like Earth? Like the earth element. [00:13:13] Speaker C: Yeah, because you're, like, steady. You're just, like, steady, stable. [00:13:17] Speaker A: I feel like rock energy, to me, is like a looming presence of reality. Air is up here. Water is splashing around over here. Rock is like girl, you know what I mean? [00:13:26] Speaker B: I feel like I'm a fire that's kept tame, though. [00:13:28] Speaker A: You're a candle. [00:13:29] Speaker B: I feel like I'm a candle that could like, if you push too close to the curtain, it's going to set it on fire and then the whole house will burn down. [00:13:37] Speaker C: Wait a second. What does that mean? Do you have a dark side? [00:13:41] Speaker B: Oh, totally. [00:13:42] Speaker A: No, he has to have a dark side. He's way too put together. [00:13:45] Speaker C: Yeah, he's hiding something. [00:13:46] Speaker A: He's hiding something? [00:13:49] Speaker C: Yeah, he's hiding something. Let's figure this out. Okay. Is it anger? Is it, like, crazed paranoia? [00:14:00] Speaker A: No, I think it's like good old fashioned like he's buried a body under. [00:14:03] Speaker C: A gazebo, because I can't see you punching a wall. Have you ever punched a wall? [00:14:07] Speaker B: No, I've never punched a wall, but I feel like in some cases, I can pull upon a sordid past of mine where I have done certain things that I'm not proud of. But it was all, like, character development, right? [00:14:23] Speaker A: That's how you got to view life. It's all part of the character arc. [00:14:25] Speaker B: But it's like it never really leaves you. But you learn. You learn to mask, you learn to cope. You learn to be more fluid, like a water or an Earth sign. You keep the fire tamed. [00:14:37] Speaker C: Well, okay. Yeah. [00:14:38] Speaker A: You're giving like National Geographic. Wait, should we look up our thing? [00:14:44] Speaker C: It's funny. Everything I know about my sign has not come from my own research. It's come from some bitch screaming in my face. I mean, it's fun to learn. I do like when people are dorky. [00:14:53] Speaker B: When people tell me to pull out my natal chart, like, I have it saved and ready to go. [00:14:58] Speaker A: No, wait, can we do that, though? Can I be that person? [00:15:01] Speaker B: Yes. [00:15:02] Speaker A: It'll kill two birds at 1 st. We'll get you angry and we'll learn. [00:15:05] Speaker B: Now we're thinking, yeah, okay, let's do it. Should we natal chart ourselves? [00:15:09] Speaker A: Let's natal chart ourselves. [00:15:10] Speaker C: But do you wait, what is natal? It sounds like the inside of a belly button. [00:15:14] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like a baby, like a born thing. Well, I mean, I think that's what it references. It's like when you were born, like, your natal chart. [00:15:21] Speaker A: You're like your birth chart. It sounds like an EPI. What's it called when you're giving birth? Epidural. It sounds like epidural. What would I google? [00:15:29] Speaker B: What am I you would literally just Google natal chart. Enter in the time you were born. And if you don't know the time, it's fine. [00:15:35] Speaker A: Holly, should we start with you? What should we do? [00:15:37] Speaker C: How do we do, um, start with to. I really need something to eat. I'm shaking. [00:15:43] Speaker A: You need to eat? [00:15:43] Speaker C: I need just, like, to put something in my belly today. [00:15:46] Speaker A: We'll cut this out. [00:15:47] Speaker C: But I did actually. [00:15:49] Speaker A: You said actually as if I should be like, Yay. It's literally 843. [00:15:55] Speaker B: Ain't got time for that. [00:15:57] Speaker A: One thing about me, but I'm also not ignorant. Like, I've had problems. [00:16:01] Speaker B: I can tell when my blood sugar is, like, getting low, and I'm like, oh, shit, I need to fix this. I need to just munch on something. [00:16:06] Speaker A: I almost went to the hospital. I told you a little bit about it. I literally was like, Am I having an episode? And it's scary because I have a lot of diet. I did tell you, you were there. Have a lot of diabetes in my family. And I literally was like, I don't want to say the name. I'll say it, bleep it out. Who is delicious vegan food. But every time I have them, I feel like my blood sugar goes off. And this time was, like, intense to the point where I was literally considering going to the hospital, and I was like, this is creepy and scary, and I don't like it. [00:16:34] Speaker B: You could actually have some blood sugar. [00:16:36] Speaker A: I feel like I do, and it's like, something I'm not trying to think about right now. [00:16:39] Speaker B: When's the last time you seen a doctor for, like, a normal checkup year? Dude, you need to fix that. [00:16:44] Speaker A: I know. [00:16:45] Speaker B: That's some shit that I've been on everyone's ass for, like, see a doctor once a year. We're getting on in our got to nip shit in the bud. You want to hear? [00:16:54] Speaker A: And I'm not exactly like, a healthy 20 year old. It's not like, oh, you're young. You're in your mid 20s. No, I have the lungs of, like, a 98 year old woman. Yeah. [00:17:07] Speaker B: No, I get it. But I feel like when we're young, all that shit doesn't matter. Like, we regenerate quickly as fuck. [00:17:14] Speaker A: Well, who's we? Because we the one that's literally taking in battery acid every second of every day. [00:17:20] Speaker B: Speaking of, can I get a cuppa? [00:17:21] Speaker A: Yes. [00:17:22] Speaker B: Can you fill up? Philip? [00:17:23] Speaker A: Oh, wait, bring it to the mic. Bring it to the mic. [00:17:28] Speaker B: Just a little trickle for all you folks back home. [00:17:31] Speaker A: If you're listening on your commute to work, get drunk before work. Have a little pinot grigio, have a little white wine, smooth out the day, cut the edges. So I have looked at my needle chart and the results are in. And you, Holly Goldsmith, are not the father. [00:17:50] Speaker C: What? [00:17:51] Speaker A: Why didn't you tell me? Okay, so my son is a Scorpio, my moon is a Taurus, my Mercury is Scorpio, my Venus is Virgo. By the way, I don't know what any of this means. [00:18:02] Speaker C: I was just going to say yeah. [00:18:04] Speaker A: My Venus is Virgo my Mars is Capricorn my Jupiter is Aries my Saturn is Taurus my Uranus is Aquarius Alyssa I have know uterus girl. [00:18:14] Speaker C: There's definitely people listening being like, know it, know it. [00:18:19] Speaker A: Pluto, SAGITTARIUS. [00:18:21] Speaker B: Lilith. [00:18:22] Speaker A: Who the hell is Lilith? [00:18:24] Speaker C: Oh, isn't she the hag of the night? [00:18:27] Speaker A: Who the hag of the night? [00:18:28] Speaker B: She's the demon lady. [00:18:29] Speaker C: Who's the demon um, yeah, she's the. [00:18:33] Speaker B: Wife, but in astrological terms, the Lilith, I think, pertains to the angle of the moon shape according to its planet or something like a moon's Lilith. [00:18:43] Speaker A: So it's like such and such POV, backshot porn or sorta yeah. [00:18:47] Speaker B: Okay, you know what I can tell from all that? [00:18:49] Speaker A: What can you tell? [00:18:50] Speaker B: That you like to be social with friends, but you also like your alone time. [00:18:54] Speaker A: See, this is a moment where someone would go, oh, my God, because that's literally very accurate. [00:19:00] Speaker C: You're very shy, but secretly confident because. [00:19:04] Speaker A: Yeah, it's always like, vague. That is actually very accurate. Yeah, but it's always like that, though. It's always like, you're like this, but you're like this. [00:19:13] Speaker B: It literally can work for anyone. [00:19:15] Speaker A: It's never like you like the color pink. It's like you're excited about youthful energy, but at the same time there's a part of you that's reserved. It's always like a, B and C, but also def. [00:19:27] Speaker B: It covers everything. [00:19:28] Speaker A: Yeah, but that is accurate because I do need my alone time and I'm also very but you see how it just worked? [00:19:34] Speaker B: I literally just pulled that out of. [00:19:35] Speaker A: My wait, how did you pull that out of your ass? [00:19:37] Speaker B: I totally did. [00:19:40] Speaker C: Okay, I have a question. Do we all three get stereotyped as people who would be into astrology? [00:19:47] Speaker A: Yes. I literally wear a crystal around my neck and I have to have a 45 minutes conversation about like. [00:19:56] Speaker C: I have to be like, oh, I don't subscribe to religion. [00:19:58] Speaker A: I'm like, I thought this was, like, pretty, so I bought it and put it on my neck. [00:20:01] Speaker B: Yeah, I have, like, a malachite crescent moon necklace that anytime I wear it out, I get approached and they're like, I understand. [00:20:11] Speaker A: I get you, girl. Okay. This reminds me of this one time I walked into a psychic shop because my girlfriends were like, oh, my God. We went into the psychic shop and I happened to like, I wear things, I guess, that present as spiritual and whatever, but she was like, you because I'm surrounded by we're, like, 16 years old. I'm surrounded by girls and like, little short, you know, like the 16, like, what are they called? Sugar pill. Like, what is it? [00:20:38] Speaker C: Oh, sugar, sugar, sugar. [00:20:40] Speaker A: Sugar top. [00:20:41] Speaker C: Sugar straps. [00:20:42] Speaker A: Do you know what I'm talking about? [00:20:43] Speaker B: What is that? [00:20:43] Speaker C: Yeah, sugar. It's like the tank tops that they have, like, lines on them, like, pointing. [00:20:50] Speaker B: Down, like vertical lines. [00:20:53] Speaker C: Imagine, like, a wife beater sort of. [00:20:54] Speaker A: Like this without any of the intricacies. Okay. That with, like, sugar lip. Sugar lip. That with short blue jeans and, like, flip flops. And then I was just wearing, I don't know, a shirt that might have had, like, a moon on it and like, a necklace. You I feel a radiating spiritual energy off of you. I'm like, you're not getting money out of me, ma'am. First of all, I'm broke, so I'm the wrong 1. Second of all, it's not for me. I'm not going to pay anyone on this planet to try to act like they know me. This is not happening. [00:21:26] Speaker B: That works on so many people, though. [00:21:29] Speaker C: She was kind of doing her job right. [00:21:32] Speaker A: I respect it. [00:21:33] Speaker C: She was being pretty savvy. There she was. [00:21:36] Speaker A: Teresa caputo on the girls. And we love Teresa Caputo in this house. [00:21:40] Speaker B: Absolutely. Because five times out of ten, someone's going to go up and be like, really? [00:21:45] Speaker A: Yeah, literally. I knew it. It's not like I slaved away looking at thrift shop after thrift shop to find this shirt so someone would recognize me as a spiritual being. This is my moment, and it is. [00:21:56] Speaker B: It is their moment. And, you know, that's why I can't talk so much shit, because it's like. [00:22:00] Speaker A: You know philip, welcome to apartment Monar. We sit here and we talk shit. [00:22:03] Speaker C: This is the thing about Philip, is. [00:22:05] Speaker B: He likes know, I just I want to get them. I want to know why that makes you feel confident, what you're doing throughout your day when you have that to hold on to. [00:22:15] Speaker C: Okay. I like this psychological analysis. [00:22:18] Speaker B: Like, it's something it's a guide. [00:22:21] Speaker A: There's a time and a place for that. [00:22:22] Speaker B: It's a compass, in a way. [00:22:25] Speaker C: Is it an illusion? Are you struggling to find yourself? [00:22:29] Speaker A: So you're using it's also a survival tactic. [00:22:32] Speaker B: It's healthy delusion. It's healthy delusion and healthy illusion. [00:22:35] Speaker C: Unless you're saying things like, I would never date a Gemini. Also, I met a girl who she was a coworker, a fellow coworker, was older. And she goes, he's 27, and he doesn't know his sign. That's wild. Is he kidding? This is why I'm skeptical of Californians. [00:22:59] Speaker A: Philip, you're our stand in Californian representation because you're closer than me and Hollywood be because you've dabbled in the California lifestyle. [00:23:08] Speaker B: I've dabbled in the and you know. [00:23:11] Speaker C: A part of my soul yearns for the west. [00:23:14] Speaker A: I will say I yearn for warm weather and people that don't exist to cater to children like they do up over here. [00:23:22] Speaker C: Wait, what? [00:23:23] Speaker A: Because I feel like down there, they're mean this is total ignorance, just from what I've seen on TV and our two week vacation there, because when we stayed, by the way, a little story time, we went to California for two weeks, like ten days, and we stayed in this wonderful it was wonderful. It was terrific. I did not want to leave. I wanted to stay there for the rest of my life. We lived in this little compound airbnb situation with artists and just free spirits, fun old people, drag queen. Yeah. Picture like a wrinkly old man with paintings. That was the vibe. And I just wanted to stay there for the rest of my life. I kind of lost my train of thoughts. [00:23:58] Speaker C: We like California, but my shallow interpretation. [00:24:01] Speaker A: Of Californians, I kind of forgot where I was going with that. I had a little too much Pinot Grigio. [00:24:06] Speaker C: Well, they're very there's different vibes. [00:24:09] Speaker B: I feel like they smile a lot. You always feel good around them, but then later, when you think about it, you start to think about the fakeness of it. [00:24:18] Speaker C: I don't trust someone who smiles too much. Like in customer service, I really like the people who are like, hey, how's it going? And they just get what they get. [00:24:27] Speaker A: Depends on the smile. For me, if you have Veneer level white, straight, thick teeth, gorgeous, plump lips, and all you're doing is smiling, I'm like, if you have me shitty smile, whatever, and you're smiling, you're probably happy because I'm not just going to go around flaunting my shitty teeth. If you have shitty teeth and you're smiling, you're probably authentic about it. That's my gauge. If you have really nice teeth and all you do is smile, I'm like, it's probably a fake smile. [00:24:51] Speaker B: You're like a walking advertisement. [00:24:53] Speaker A: Sophia Vergara, who I love. I love Sophia Vergara. I'm not calling her fake in any type of way. She's someone with the most gorgeous smile. And when you look at videos of Sofia Vergara, you just see teeth the entire time. And it's because she looks nice smiling, so she smiles. And I understand that not something I relate to, but I feel like there's power in other people's smile as to where other people's smile. You know, it's authentic. When you see some British bitch like me smiling, you know they're not doing it for the wrong reason. [00:25:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:24] Speaker A: So it might be October 7 through the 9th for y'all. For us, it is late August, and we are on our way to see the Barbie movie. And I know that's old news for you guys, because that was months ago for us. It's hot, heavy and fresh. Let us know down in the comments you've had some time to think about it. You watched it a month ago. Maybe you rewatched it with some friends. You've had time to think about it. Let us know what you think in the comments down below about the Barbie. [00:25:45] Speaker C: Movie and what's your sign? [00:25:47] Speaker A: And what's your sign? [00:25:49] Speaker C: Put your sign in the comments below because we definitely won't care. [00:25:53] Speaker A: I know you better than you know you because you're a Capri Sun. [00:25:59] Speaker C: Wait, do you think people do people say that? I know you better than you know you. [00:26:02] Speaker A: Someone has told me that once. [00:26:04] Speaker B: Definitely been told that. [00:26:05] Speaker C: Who? [00:26:05] Speaker B: An astrologist. [00:26:06] Speaker C: Really? And an empath. [00:26:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:26:09] Speaker C: And a witch. [00:26:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Did she have blue hair? [00:26:12] Speaker B: No. [00:26:13] Speaker A: Okay. You can't win them all. She was onatural very European I could. [00:26:21] Speaker B: Talk shit about someone on air, but they might see it. Just bleep it out. [00:26:25] Speaker C: Yeah. Because you're gonna have to since you're on this now, you're gonna have to be part of the promotion. Okay. [00:26:31] Speaker B: Bleep this. [00:26:31] Speaker A: Oh, also Philip. Yeah? There's a social contract. [00:26:33] Speaker B: Oh, is there? [00:26:34] Speaker C: Wait, do I know? [00:26:36] Speaker B: No. No, you don't. Although you know her through my. [00:26:42] Speaker C: EW. EW. How did you respond to that? [00:26:46] Speaker A: When she said that, I literally just. [00:26:48] Speaker B: Giggled, did a slight half nod, and walked away because there was no computable response that would make me feel good about it. Yeah, it was best at that point just to be like, yeah, no, I'm. [00:27:00] Speaker A: Going to sit this one out because. [00:27:01] Speaker C: It'S too angering to come up with. [00:27:03] Speaker A: Something witty when someone tells you you. [00:27:06] Speaker B: Don'T know shit about you. [00:27:08] Speaker A: I know it's like, nobody on this, and this is why. Okay. I am a big supporter of therapy, so don't get it twisted. If you are a therapy company and you would like to sponsor us, I'll hear you out. I think therapy better help or BetterHelp talking to you. Hey, girl. I support therapy in every single way, shape, or form. The reason I'm hesitant is because I'm a narcissist. And I truly believe that no one on this planet is even capable of understanding me anywhere near close to the way that I know myself. And I feel like that goes for every human being on this know? [00:27:36] Speaker C: And also, I think if you get lucky with friendship well, the problem with that is, you know what I've heard is that it's supposed to be a mental mapping. They don't all do that, though. [00:27:46] Speaker A: Holly, like, you know me better than anyone on this planet, family included. I do feel like that. And you don't know me. [00:27:52] Speaker C: I don't know you. You don't know you. Well, you know what it is. I feel like I know your rhythm, but I don't know what goes on in there. And the thing is, I don't think anybody really can. [00:28:03] Speaker A: Nobody knows what's going on in anyone's head. Okay, here. I know I shot talked in the beginning, and it was my turn to shit talk, but I'm a shit talk again real quick. I hate when a bitch assumes what you're going to say when they say things along the lines, or they don't answer a phone call because they say, oh, I know what you're going to say. It not saying you need to answer a phone call, but, oh, I know what you're going to say, so let me respond before you even say it. Or, Girl, let me stop you there. I know what you're going to say. No, you don't. You don't know what I'm going to say. [00:28:29] Speaker C: Oh, I do that. [00:28:30] Speaker A: You don't know what's on my mind. [00:28:31] Speaker C: I do that because if I predict what you're about to say, I want you to know that I predicted it accurately, so I say it. [00:28:38] Speaker A: See that spirit? It's one thing to go can I make a prediction? Say it quick and let them move on. It's another thing to go. I don't want to hear what you have to say, because I know what you mean, and I know you more than you know you. So let me rephrase it in a way that'll make sense for both of us to hear. [00:28:54] Speaker B: That's like crazy sounds like an empath. [00:28:57] Speaker C: Stop right there, because I already know where you're going with this. [00:29:01] Speaker A: Please. [00:29:04] Speaker B: Good on us for getting all creative, because the planets, the stars, the moons, they're all a real thing. They're all there. They stare us in the face every day. So I get it. [00:29:15] Speaker C: Yeah. But we're not thinking about space when we're talking. Like if someone's talking about your moon and your moon sign, your sun sign, whatever the fuck, they are not thinking about space. They are just literally thinking about your personality and trying to gauge your personality and analyze which we analyze people, but. [00:29:34] Speaker B: It'S like a way to cover up something that you would like. It's almost like a mask. [00:29:39] Speaker A: It's small talk. Okay. I feel like there's a difference. There's a difference between small talk and real talk. I appreciate astrology in small talk, and I appreciate astrology in real talk in different ways. If you want to tell me in small talk, I don't know you. You're a coworker. We're chatting and you say, oh, I see your scorpio coming out. I'll laugh, I'll get it. I'll get the reference. I'll make jokes about it. I'll move on. But if we're really, really real and you're oh, that's because you were born on October 26, do yourself a favor. Walk around a CVS, touch grass. What the fuck? [00:30:11] Speaker C: CVS? [00:30:12] Speaker A: Well, raise your hand if you imprisoned. Well, okay, let me change that. Walk around a grocery store. [00:30:16] Speaker B: Browse, browse fruit. [00:30:18] Speaker A: Yeah, look at the fruit. Touch an apple. Don't even buy it. [00:30:21] Speaker B: Get lost in a good mango. [00:30:22] Speaker A: I can get lost in a mango right now. [00:30:24] Speaker C: Yeah, if we're talking about space, I'm, like, floating into a new direction right now because I had it on my mind. [00:30:30] Speaker A: Nobody say bless you. It's fine. Bless thee. [00:30:33] Speaker C: I don't believe in God. [00:30:38] Speaker B: ASMR mouth. [00:30:39] Speaker C: Sounds the worst kind. Do you guys make I just saw. [00:30:43] Speaker A: A spit like, I was just going to say because I'm making a spit bubble over here, girl. Raise your hand if you love spit bubbles. A fan? [00:30:49] Speaker C: No. [00:30:50] Speaker A: Ready? Okay. [00:30:51] Speaker C: EW. No. [00:30:52] Speaker A: I wish the camera was on. [00:30:53] Speaker C: Yeah. No. And now you're making us suffer. It no. [00:30:58] Speaker B: So much freedom. [00:30:59] Speaker C: EW. Because EW. [00:31:03] Speaker B: It was like a web. It was like a web of saliva. [00:31:07] Speaker C: All right. Oh, yeah. I only want to hear what a dork has to say. I only want to hear what an astronomer has to say about space. [00:31:14] Speaker A: There's a Ven diagram. You need to also be LARPing like, if you're going to tell me about astrology, you also have to have elf ears in your room. [00:31:21] Speaker B: It's got to be the full package. [00:31:22] Speaker C: And any dork who's really like stargazing with what do you call those? [00:31:27] Speaker A: Binoculars. [00:31:28] Speaker C: Binoculars. [00:31:28] Speaker B: Telescopes. [00:31:29] Speaker C: Telescopes. [00:31:30] Speaker B: Telescope. [00:31:30] Speaker C: Any nerd who's looking up at the sky with a telescope does not believe in astrology. And I would much rather listen to him explain to me with passion and a sparkle in his eyes about some shit that I would only partially understand. [00:31:47] Speaker B: See, that's so true, because you're talking to astronomer. Like you said, they got a sparkle in their eyes. They're passionate for this shit. It's their life. You talk to an astrology person, they're kind of like dead inside. [00:31:59] Speaker A: Yeah. The difference is an astrologer loses pussy over astrology as to where an astrologist is an astrologer? [00:32:09] Speaker C: Astronomer. [00:32:10] Speaker A: Astronomer. Okay. An astronomer will be like, oh, you're a single hot lady, and instead of having sex with you, I'm going to teach you about Mars. An astrologist will talk about Mars to have sex with you? [00:32:21] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:32:22] Speaker A: That's the know. [00:32:23] Speaker C: I gotta be honest, I haven't met a lot of men who have spoken because you said get. [00:32:32] Speaker A: Know or whatever. Or whatever. Get you whatever, girl. [00:32:35] Speaker C: You know? I don't think it's about sex. I disagree. [00:32:38] Speaker A: You don't think it's about sex? No, I think for a lot of people, it's about sex. [00:32:41] Speaker B: I'm not going to lie, though. There have been moments, like I've witnessed where a dude will completely bullshit because a girl that he's into is into astrology. He'll be like, oh, my God, blah. [00:32:51] Speaker A: Blah, blah, blah, blah. Wow, okay. [00:32:55] Speaker C: But that's different because he knows what he's doing. [00:32:58] Speaker A: No, they know what they're doing. They all know what they're doing. [00:33:00] Speaker C: You think the females know what they're doing? [00:33:01] Speaker A: I think everyone knows what they're doing. [00:33:03] Speaker B: First of all, I think they're just. [00:33:04] Speaker A: Second of all, I think it's very sexually driven. Not all the time. Okay, hold on. [00:33:10] Speaker C: They're a narcissist. [00:33:11] Speaker A: Hold on. I think if you're at the bar and you see a guy and you're like, what's your birthday? Oh, my God. So is my ex. Oh, my God. Can I tell you? It's sexual. It's breeding culture. It's breeding culture because, like I said, it has formed into small talk. It's the new small talk. How's the weather? That's boring, that's tired, that's played out. What's your birthday? What's your star sign? That's the new small talk. [00:33:32] Speaker C: That's how you agree? Because I feel like it's a conversation with coworkers. It's a conversation with even customers, because. [00:33:40] Speaker A: Not everything is to get sex. But I think a lot of people it's the new small talk. Right? [00:33:46] Speaker B: I feel like it's like a stereotypical thing, too, because it's like you roll up to the bar, you see the person with you next to with the septum piercing. [00:33:54] Speaker A: You like, gaze at the blue haired wicked baby. [00:33:57] Speaker B: What's your sign? [00:34:01] Speaker C: I feel like it's more yes, you're right. I do believe that a lot of the things we do when it comes to our aesthetic and our look is we want to be attractive. I don't know if that's the direction you're thinking, but I'm just thinking it is purely. [00:34:16] Speaker A: What I'm thinking is purely is astrology is the new how's the weather? What wonderful weather we're having. Like, if you're at a bar and you're talking to a human being that you find sexually attractive, that you want to wrap your body around, instead of going, you go, oh, I'm a scorpio. What's your sign? [00:34:32] Speaker C: You couldn't possibly know that. [00:34:34] Speaker A: I couldn't know that because I'm not a flirt, and I'm just, like, not a human who does that. [00:34:37] Speaker C: And also you wouldn't do that. And I mean I don't know. Have you been flirted with that use? [00:34:43] Speaker A: I mean, I'm so far removed from flirting culture that people tell me all the time that I've been flirted with, and it's gone right over my head. So I have no idea. But just from what I've observed in the outside world, it seems like astrology is a big way to flirt with people. A big way. [00:35:01] Speaker C: I 100% disagree. [00:35:02] Speaker A: You're wrong. You're wrong. [00:35:05] Speaker C: I think you need to look inward on that one. [00:35:06] Speaker A: You need to look inward. [00:35:08] Speaker B: Like, whether or not it's, like, ingrained in the flirtation aspect of life. I think it's definitely ingrained in just life life. I feel like everyone is aware of the concept of astrological signs, zodiac signs. [00:35:22] Speaker A: And I'm not saying I feel like. [00:35:23] Speaker C: It'S more in the realm of instagram. [00:35:26] Speaker A: I'm not saying everyone who talks about astrology is flirting. I'm just saying if the conversation doles out, astrology is a very easy and quick way to get lust involved. [00:35:37] Speaker B: Little bit of magic, little bit of sparkle. [00:35:39] Speaker C: Yeah, but yeah, the thing is, you can do that with anything, though. If the thing rolls out, then someone can go, oh, have you seen Game of Thrones? [00:35:47] Speaker A: No, but it's different because astrology is inherently sexual. [00:35:50] Speaker B: Is it? [00:35:51] Speaker A: Not really, but in the same way, you go, oh, my God, put your hand up. Oh, my God, your hand is so big. Oh, my God, girl, that thing that we've talked about, it's the same way of being like, can I guess I know you? It comes from the same place? A little bit, yeah. [00:36:06] Speaker C: Maybe in the sense of you don't. [00:36:08] Speaker A: Agree and that's okay. [00:36:08] Speaker C: They're creating their identity as the quirky hip. [00:36:12] Speaker A: It's less like, this is my identity. It's more of like, we are having a conversation. Like, I see you for who you really are. Let me in a little bit on your life. You tell me your birthday, I'll make assumptions about you, and I'll be inside of you. [00:36:27] Speaker C: Okay. That's a good way to put it. Yeah, you're right. [00:36:32] Speaker A: No, I know I'm right. [00:36:32] Speaker B: Connect. Let's connect. [00:36:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:36:35] Speaker A: The rest of the world doesn't know that you were born on July 11, but I do. [00:36:39] Speaker C: Instead of being like, how did you grow up? Or, I said it in a tone, and I'm going to take that back because I do that shit, and I am not going to represent myself that way. Instead of asking someone who they are, what their experiences are, how certain things, what their opinions are. [00:37:03] Speaker A: It'S the Oogie Boogie, man. [00:37:05] Speaker B: It's kind of lazy. You can ask them a question. You can be like, okay, well, if you're really curious about someone, you want to know more about them. Be like, what life experiences have shaped the person you've amounted to today? Instead, you can be like, what's your sign? [00:37:18] Speaker C: It's so lazy. [00:37:19] Speaker B: It's very lazy. And then you just fill in the gaps. You're like, oh, let me put this piece there and there, and then it makes sense to me. [00:37:26] Speaker C: And also, I feel like people who are going to ask that are going to want to turn around and be like, you know, like, if they're not asked the question back, which is what they're waiting for, they're gonna bring it up themselves. [00:37:36] Speaker B: They have it all rehearsed. It's ready to go on the hip. [00:37:40] Speaker A: It's middle school production of Mamma Mia. [00:37:42] Speaker C: And the thing is, they didn't come up with it themselves. They read it on the Internet, and they just absorbed it. [00:37:48] Speaker B: It's regurgitation throw up. [00:37:50] Speaker C: You're right. It's lazy. [00:37:51] Speaker A: It's constipation. I want more wine. And we're going to go see the Barbie movie, so we got to go. But we love you. [00:37:57] Speaker C: We love you. Remember hashtag? Are you joking? One R. That's hashtag. And we really want your opinion, good or bad. We're going to talk about it back. [00:38:09] Speaker A: We're going to talk about it, and, like, you girls know you can keep things anonymous if you want, and you can do that via D app. [00:38:16] Speaker C: I mean, at this point, we're literally begging you. Dad, I already asked you to send a comment in so that I had something to work with. But where's the comment? You said you'd do it and you didn't. [00:38:26] Speaker B: Dad, you can't hide. [00:38:29] Speaker A: So let us know down in the comments below your opinions on tonight. Also, let us know in DM if you have some nasty, disgusting shit you want to keep anonymous. Let's keep it between us girls. [00:38:39] Speaker C: Just before we go, I at work wrote listen to apartment 1 hour podcast found on Spotify and Apple podcasts on the whiteboards in the break room and in the cafe, I have these coworkers who listen to it. Nobody. Nobody keep putting it on and it's still there. If you go into the break room, you'll see it. They will be like, oh, how's the podcast going? So they might have listened, but they didn't give me a compliment. [00:39:07] Speaker A: And that's what we live for. [00:39:09] Speaker B: That's your baby. [00:39:10] Speaker A: I held one baby and it was my nephew. Hi, nephew. Hi, Kelly. By the way. Hi, Kelly. My fucking sister, who is a big listener and listens to every episode when it comes out. Kelly motherfucking, Lorraine Zayn, you better get your ass out here, girl. What a huh? My sister and she my sister in law and she has a child. Yeah, Holly is your sister in law because we're married. But her child I held I held her baby and it was shocking. [00:39:35] Speaker C: You know what I was thinking? Instead of us having a baby together because that would be too intimate unless. [00:39:40] Speaker A: There'S a Peach tradition involved. [00:39:41] Speaker C: You know what I was thinking? We just get one of those people who just use their bodies. [00:39:45] Speaker A: Surrogate. Yeah, I don't know about those people who just use their bodies, but I like surrogate. [00:39:50] Speaker B: But imagine being that person. Like, I want to get pregnant for someone else. [00:39:54] Speaker A: No, because I've heard some people's things about it and they're like, I love being pregnant. That's why I can't relate. I do not have a uterus. [00:40:03] Speaker C: But you go through all the work and then you have to give it away. [00:40:05] Speaker A: But I've seen people be like and I don't know. I feel like I don't know anything. But I've seen videos of women be like I love being a surrogate mother because I love being pregnant and I don't want children. But I feel amazing. I just love being pregnant. I was born to do this. [00:40:20] Speaker C: Do you know how amazing our baby would be? [00:40:23] Speaker B: A specimen for the ages. [00:40:26] Speaker C: Star. We would put them in like it. [00:40:29] Speaker A: Would be so mental. [00:40:30] Speaker C: We would abuse them. [00:40:32] Speaker A: It's Liza Minnelli 2.0. [00:40:33] Speaker C: Their feet would be bleeding because we would have them dancing at rehearsal. [00:40:37] Speaker A: Absolutely. [00:40:38] Speaker B: They would make the statue of David blush. [00:40:40] Speaker A: Right. Lucifer himself would be eating pussy. So stay tuned for our baby and big shout out to Kelly Zhang. And love you mean it. [00:40:49] Speaker B: All love all day. [00:40:52] Speaker C: Remember to keep up with your astrology thing, whatever the schedule or whatever whoever is sitting behind their computer writing out your fortune cookie for the day and calling it astrology. [00:41:08] Speaker A: Can you water your motherfucker without the cookie? Can you water your plant right now? If you're listening at home, get up. [00:41:14] Speaker C: Don't let it die. [00:41:15] Speaker A: Water your plant. [00:41:16] Speaker C: Don't be like me. [00:41:17] Speaker A: It's so easy. Water it. Water it. I know that little crusty shit has been formulating in the corner of your room. [00:41:24] Speaker C: How about this? Water your soul with reality. Be better. [00:41:30] Speaker A: Can I have a sip of someone's wine? [00:41:31] Speaker C: If you believe in astrology here's the message if you believe in astrology be. [00:41:36] Speaker A: Better here's my message try harder if you're not me so that's about what, like 8 billion people? Can you do me a favor? Can you be me? At this point, there's about 8 billion people on the planet that they're doing it incorrectly. You're navigating it wrong. It's a little to the left. It's a little to the right. Just nudge it a little. Listen to apartment one R, figure it out, and then you'll be good. [00:42:01] Speaker B: One of us. [00:42:02] Speaker C: That's all you need, Philip's. [00:42:04] Speaker A: Indoctrinated. I'm sure a lot of you are indoctrinated. Drink the koolaid mama. The drink. [00:42:09] Speaker B: Aid tastes great. [00:42:11] Speaker A: Mary. Okay. Because it's Capri Sun in a capricorn rising under Pluto's moon also. Okay? One quick, quick little goodbye. And this is a big shout out. This is probably the biggest shout out we've done on the podcast to a dear friend Pluto. We see you and we recognize you as a planet. [00:42:28] Speaker C: You are valid. [00:42:29] Speaker A: You might be little and cold and. [00:42:32] Speaker B: Ugly, but we will always love you. [00:42:34] Speaker A: And we will always recognize you. [00:42:36] Speaker C: Because we love here in apartment one R, we do not judge. We do not analyze. We do not hate. All we do is love. [00:42:44] Speaker A: Except I think that's our brand. Very judgment free, very opinion free, very just open minded. What are you laughing about over here? [00:42:52] Speaker C: We're free spirits. We know who you are. [00:42:57] Speaker A: Do you want to hear my impersonation of a bee? [00:43:02] Speaker B: That's pretty good. [00:43:03] Speaker C: Damn. Why did mine sound really bad? [00:43:05] Speaker A: Because some of us have natural born talent. No, yours sounds good. [00:43:09] Speaker B: He's got honey in his blood. [00:43:11] Speaker A: Okay. It's called diabetes. I got to go to the hospital. [00:43:15] Speaker C: Yeah, that sounds yay. [00:43:18] Speaker A: Okay, so it's a slow it's all in the mic. Work. It's in the wrist. It's in the wrist. There you go. [00:43:25] Speaker C: I had too much. All right, we have to go. [00:43:28] Speaker A: Okay? Bye. We're going to see Barbie. [00:43:30] Speaker C: Go ahead and fuck off. [00:43:31] Speaker A: We're going to go listen to Billie Eilish. Go enjoyment, and we're going to cry. Bye. Bye. [00:43:40] Speaker C: Bye. [00:43:45] Speaker A: It oh, wow. Next time, okay? I dare you all. Next time you're having sex, just look at them and go, whoa. [00:43:57] Speaker C: Whoa. [00:43:57] Speaker A: Holy crap. Wow. Okay, bye.