Episode Transcript
Speaker 0 00:00:00 We are recording. Hi Ola.
Speaker 1 00:00:03 Ready? Ready. Ready.
Speaker 0 00:00:06 Oh, <laugh>.
Speaker 1 00:00:09 Gotta love that, bud. Light hard seltzer flavor. <laugh> Classic Cola.
Speaker 0 00:00:15 Hi. Welcome back to another episode of Apartment one R with Holly and
Speaker 1 00:00:20 Michael.
Speaker 0 00:00:21 This is a, um, different kind of episode. A little sad, it makes me a little sad.
Speaker 1 00:00:25 A little somber. So
Speaker 0 00:00:27 This is the final episode of the season.
Speaker 1 00:00:29 Season one is on wraps. It's also on sandwiches. So Tlu <laugh>, like
Speaker 0 00:00:38 We did our first trial. Thank you for coming on this journey with us.
Speaker 1 00:00:42 You'll be back. We, you know, you know, you'll be back. You'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back. October 1st,
Speaker 0 00:00:48 Right? We're gonna do October 1st. It's gonna be season two.
Speaker 1 00:00:51 It's gonna be cut. It's gonna be classy. It's gonna be a little bit more gathered a little bit more, get together, um, a little bit more. Um, amped up. Amped up. Get pumped up.
Speaker 0 00:01:01 Right? Right. We decided that it was hard to record and then try to get it done in a week. So we're gonna use this time to record the episodes, have them ready, do some promoting. You know, we're both working people. We have jobs. It's very exhausting. We have a lot to do. We have a whole house to maintain. It's a lot. Me and Michael have had a lot of endeavors as well as Hamza with us
Speaker 1 00:01:26 Who you guys met, episode three.
Speaker 0 00:01:28 We've had a lot of endeavors in our life. And I think this one, we've invested more so than we have with any other endeavor, right? And we believe in this <laugh>.
Speaker 1 00:01:40 It feels good. It feels good. It feels good. Not to be dramatic, but this podcast came to my life when I needed it. And I love you guys for that. So I can't wait to see you again. Oh my God, we're rolling. If she stops now, she's never gonna finish. Stop goddamn door. What's up? I'll fuck you up. Do it. I'll literally fuck.
Speaker 2 00:02:01 We're fine. We're fine. The jobs the economy needs
Speaker 1 00:02:10 For 10 minutes now. Then maybe you should ask yourself if you're the problem <laugh>.
Speaker 3 00:02:17 Um, he has some, he has issues. Um,
Speaker 1 00:02:20 Do I need to tone it down? Do I need to tone everything down? Hi. Hey girl. Hey, why could I barely hear your whisper? But when I whisper, it's like the trembling of all the tremblings <laugh>. Welcome back to another episode of The Diaries of the Mentally Ill. Do we think that owning an air fryer is connected to classes up? Isn't
Speaker 0 00:02:43 That like a, um, those things that you make, what are those cakes that they sell at carnivals?
Speaker 1 00:02:47 Funnel Cake. Isn't
Speaker 0 00:02:48 It like frying Like, isn't that bad?
Speaker 1 00:02:50 Well, no, an air, the whole concept of the, it's an oven. It's like a toaster oven. Oh. But it makes everything really crispy and, but the thing about it is, people who have air fryers never shut up up about 'em. And they think that they're better than everyone else. And that everyone else needs to just dissolve into thin air. <laugh> <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:03:05 Who have you known that talks about it? Are there people who talk about it? Or you hear it on like podcasts and shit?
Speaker 1 00:03:10 I hear it on podcasts. I hear it in day to day. I hear, I can't mention if I'm talking about like a recipe, someone pops in and says, Ooh, that'd be so good in the air fryer. Ooh, imagine that in the air fryer. How crispy it would be.
Speaker 0 00:03:21 Is it healthier?
Speaker 1 00:03:22 Allegedly. It's healthier. Do you use oil? I don't know. I've never used one. I'm assuming it's an oven. I'm assuming you like, you know, you coat it in oil, stick it in on a tray and it cooks. Huh?
Speaker 0 00:03:31 It's expensive.
Speaker 1 00:03:31 It can't be too expensive. You know, I'm sure there's, you know, high-end ones and then there's bargain ones.
Speaker 0 00:03:37 How is it that it's a classist issue then?
Speaker 1 00:03:39 It just feels like it is, doesn't it? The rhetoric in which people speak about their air fryers feels classist. It feels homophobic. It feels fat shaming. It feels like a lot of things.
Speaker 0 00:03:50 I don't think I've ever heard someone talk about air fryers,
Speaker 1 00:03:54 <laugh>. Am I that one then for you? Like, am I the air fryer guy that won't shut up about air fryers.
Speaker 0 00:03:59 Today is the first day that you've spoken about it. So No, but obviously it's shown up enough in your brain where you're like, wait, this is a pattern to like, note and complain about.
Speaker 1 00:04:09 It's just one of the fads, you know, I feel like
Speaker 0 00:04:11 It's been around for a long time though. Yeah,
Speaker 1 00:04:13 It's been a while. Hmm.
Speaker 0 00:04:19 Clothing. Clothing. Both guys and women have difficulty with it. I've always heard that guys have difficulty with fashion in terms of like, you don't have as much, like you're limited. Well,
Speaker 1 00:04:31 I feel like we're kind of at this renaissance when it comes to male fashion at the moment where things are changing. However, yes, for the most part. 'cause girls just have more, you know, dresses and skirts and blouses and shirts and purse and <inaudible> guys. It's like pants and shirt, shirt, pants. You wear pants with shirt. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:04:51 And I always felt that way too. Like I always felt bad for guys until I realized that the excess of fashion is actually drowning. Like drowning in terms of like, it is drowning. Does that make sense? No. Smothering. There's too much. You end up throwing shit around. You end up throwing shit on the floor. But you do that too, right? Mm-hmm. <affirmative>.
Speaker 1 00:05:11 Well, I'm somebody who fluctuates weight to like a serious degree. Like to like several, several pants sizes, several shirt sizes. It's very like the seasons, but it's what's on the floor, what's in the closet and what's depending on the size. So there's always 75 to 80% of my closet that I can't wear at any given time. Whether it's too small or too big. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:05:33 That's like a struggle on its own. The thing is that I realized that men seem to be efficient in that sense. That they have one wallet pants. I learned through wearing my brother's pants that men have deep pockets was shocking.
Speaker 1 00:05:46 Oh yeah. I could fit this whole thing right here into my pocket.
Speaker 0 00:05:50 A phone, a wallet, keys. Meanwhile, women have, their pockets are extremely shallow and we're like bombarded with this idea of purses and big wallets. Wallets with like heat chains and like,
Speaker 1 00:06:02 It's basically a clutch at that point.
Speaker 0 00:06:04 A clutch is in like a purse. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. So you're like holding shit. Although I always end up holding more shit than the rest.
Speaker 1 00:06:09 You are an outlier. <laugh> you. For those of you who don't know Holly Goldsmith over here, there is no such thing as Holly leaving the house without at least two bags. A jacket, 16 items. Miscellaneously like in her arms. You're an outlier. But I will say that, yeah, it's fucked up. Yeah. I do drag every once in a while and I've always known about the fact that women's clothes don't have pockets and like the industry wants you to buy purses and blah, blah blah. But it wasn't until I was actually in women's clothing. All I had to bring out with me was my small little keys and my phone. And I was like, wait, like I literally need an entire purse for these two items. Like I just can't, like there's nowhere for me to put them. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:06:47 Literally. And now that I'm wearing men's jackets and such men's jackets, by the way, like there's like five pockets.
Speaker 1 00:06:54 Yeah. There's an inside pocket, there's an outside pocket, there's a little pocket up here.
Speaker 0 00:06:58 And they're all deep pockets. The one on the inside, I love that pocket. I love that pocket.
Speaker 1 00:07:03 That's my favorite pocket. I go to the store, they say, do you want a bag? I say, no. It goes right in my jacket. And now I have
Speaker 0 00:07:08 A men's wallet. It's flat. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. It's so flat.
Speaker 1 00:07:12 That's also 'cause you're broke and it's not filled with money. <laugh>,
Speaker 0 00:07:14 <laugh>. It's just so easy to like slide it into that inside pocket. I love my jacket. Ugh. It's so easy. It's so efficient.
Speaker 1 00:07:23 I wanna be married to the inside pocket.
Speaker 0 00:07:25 I cannot believe that. This is news to me. How organized my life would be had I known that I need to be buying men's clothes. <laugh>. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Although I do buy, I was buying men's clothes in my teenage years.
Speaker 1 00:07:36 Yeah. You had the sweatpants and the sweatpants had a ton of pockets on them. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 0 00:07:40 <affirmative>.
Speaker 1 00:07:40 But maybe that's why you were so into it.
Speaker 0 00:07:42 Yeah. Yeah. Because like women's jeans, first of all, they're tight fuck
Speaker 1 00:07:46 Women's jeans. Oh my
Speaker 0 00:07:47 God. They're awful. They're awful.
Speaker 1 00:07:49 They're so awful.
Speaker 0 00:07:50 They're tight. The pockets are useless. Sometimes they do that stupid shit where they put a button on something and there's not <laugh>. Like the appearance of a pocket. Like why would you do that? I don't understand.
Speaker 1 00:08:01 It's torture. It's a form of torture in America. Now
Speaker 0 00:08:04 We have all this shit. That's not useful. And I feel that yes, fashion is an artistic outlet. However, it's just an easier life to have a few good quality clothing and accessories that you can just wear every day.
Speaker 1 00:08:18 My goal is to be a sim with designated everyday outfit, pajamas, hot weather outfit, cold weather outfit, casual,
Speaker 0 00:08:25 Fancy,
Speaker 1 00:08:25 Designated. 'cause what I, what I do is I just wear my work uniform every day and a t-shirt. You know, like I just don't dress up. I just don't. It was to the point where my friend invited me out to a club and I went and he looked up and down and said, oh, that's what you're wearing. Okay. Okay. And it really made me realize I don't have nice clothes. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:08:42 That's the other end of things. The two extremes. Being having too much shit that doesn't work properly. It just looks nice, but it's uncomfortable and it's inefficient. And then the other extreme is a work uniform. And when you're working five days a week and picking up shifts now every day you're wearing your work uniform. Like there's no sense of self-expression and you're just like the robot. I don't know. That's gross too. And like wear clothing has like lot like ew stains on it and shit. Like there's no self-care in that. Ew.
Speaker 1 00:09:10 Today it was raining, so I was wet. Like my jeans were wet. I wanted to peel my skin off like Mr. Crabs, like I wanted to molt. Did they
Speaker 0 00:09:18 Have like food stains on them and
Speaker 1 00:09:20 No. 'cause it was raining. I walked through the rain. My jeans were wet. Oh,
Speaker 0 00:09:23 It was to work.
Speaker 1 00:09:23 Mm-hmm. <affirmative> clocked in. I was in a wet uniform. I wanted to just freak out. Oh God.
Speaker 0 00:09:27 You couldn't change it. I wanted to
Speaker 1 00:09:29 Freak out. You
Speaker 0 00:09:30 Didn't bring the umbrella.
Speaker 1 00:09:31 I brought the umbrella. But you know, it only covers so much. There's sideways, there's winds, there's splashing. My jeans were soaked. And that's another thing. Okay. This goes to New York City residents. You know how we have the um, scaffolding all over New York City. When you have an umbrella open, close it before you walk under the scaffolding, because now you and me are bumping shoulders and your umbrella's hitting me in the face. Close it. There's a scaffolding above you. Did that happen to you? Yes. It happens every time it rains, I close it. I say, oh, I don't need it right now. Because we have one centimeter of a sidewalk to share with the general public. So I'm gonna close my umbrella, hold it to my side while I'm under the scaffolding and wait until I'm out there and reopen it. I
Speaker 0 00:10:09 Haven't been through that yet. 'cause I just never use umbrellas. I would think that if I did use umbrellas though, I probably wouldn't close it.
Speaker 1 00:10:16 Oh no, you wouldn't. You would be smacking everyone in the face as you walk.
Speaker 0 00:10:20 Yeah, I definitely, 'cause for me it's just like my body clinches, I stiffen into the same position and I'm also always holding shit. So it's hard to then close something. Like I don't have freedom of body movement.
Speaker 1 00:10:31 It goes back to the pocket thing. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:10:33 But I'm such an idiot that this is how little I use umbrellas and how much of an idiot I am. Literally like, I think it was like a two years ago, some time in the past in like the recent ish. Recent in terms of what I'm about to say is that I literally was walking through the rain once and I was like, you know, fuck this. They should come up with a way to defend against rain. Oh wow. Yeah. I literally said that. And then it wasn't till like a minute, I don't know how long, how much longer later it was
Speaker 1 00:10:59 Like it was you Frustratedly being like, yeah, they should invent a piece of fabric that opens up above my head with a metal prod that I could hold.
Speaker 0 00:11:07 And then I was like, all right, umbrellas.
Speaker 1 00:11:10 No, I didn't use umbrellas for the longest time. And then it wasn't until I met him out on a date and it was raining and I showed up slicked, soaking wet, my hair was stuck to my skin, like soaking wet <affirmative>. And he was like, are you like, do you have a problem? Like, do you not realize umbrellas exist? I was like, yeah. But they
Speaker 0 00:11:28 Are like a, there's like an annoyance to them also.
Speaker 1 00:11:31 It's windy. Like when it's raining nine times outta 10, it's also windy. So now you're like battling the wind with this tent above you. It's a lot When
Speaker 0 00:11:38 The wind goes against the umbrella. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> and like those pieces start flailing upwards. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:11:44 I would, I, for those of you that are not on the Patriot exclusive, who can't see the footage, my umbrella over there and the thing is snapped in half. I was holding it and the winds went Ah. And it, it snapped in half in my hand. Oh my
Speaker 0 00:11:54 God. Yeah. And then you guys are carry a broken umbrella.
Speaker 1 00:11:57 And at that point I was like, what's the point?
Speaker 0 00:11:59 And what do you do? Stand there in the rain and then try to fix it or do something with it?
Speaker 1 00:12:03 No, there's no fixing it. It was clean, snapped in half compound fracture.
Speaker 0 00:12:06 And then they're all wet when you get inside and you're like, what do I do with it now? Yeah, we're gonna put it, you're not supposed to have 'em open inside 'cause it's
Speaker 1 00:12:12 Oh, and another thing that goes out to New York City residents, do not put your umbrella on the subway seat next to you under any circumstance. Agreed. What are you doing?
Speaker 0 00:12:22 Because you're gonna get up and then someone's gonna go sit there and be like, oh wait, what is that liquid? Could be peak, could be spit, or
Speaker 1 00:12:29 It could be rainwater from an idiot. It's
Speaker 0 00:12:31 Like, I like the rain. Um,
Speaker 1 00:12:33 But
Speaker 0 00:12:33 Only when I'm inside
Speaker 1 00:12:35 I wanna agree. Like I want to be like, oh, it's nice when you're inside and you hear the trickling rain on the outside and it's so magical and wonderful. That's not the case. The case is I'm outside, I'm on my way to work. I'm walking to the subway drenched. I'm soaking wet, I'm miserable. It's never nice <laugh>, you know? So as much as I get the fantasy, like I just don't relate to the fantasy. I hate the rain.
Speaker 0 00:12:56 Yeah. It's always you who walks in, you open the door and you're like, I'm miserable. Yeah. <laugh>.
Speaker 1 00:13:01 Yeah. You're in your nice and cozy in your pajamas. I'm drenched and it's like, you know, I like gardening. So like I understand, you know, we need the rain, we need the ecosystem, you know. But I, again, I don't want to be involved in that. If there could be a bubble around me of dry air, that would be nice. <laugh>,
Speaker 0 00:13:17 There's another option which I never thought about. Raincoats. Question mark. What do you think about that?
Speaker 1 00:13:21 You know, I actually thought about that for the first time today. 'cause this guy had like this poncho on with the hood and he was walking through the rain. Like he was completely frolicking through like a summer day. And I was like, this looks like the correct answer. You know, you're not dealing with the hassle of the umbrella, you're not dealing with the hassle of the umbrella. You're just walking around in a raincoat and then you take it off, you crumple into a ball and you put it wherever you need to and done.
Speaker 0 00:13:49 What is Rose? Is it like a mixture?
Speaker 1 00:13:52 I don't think it's a mixture. I think it's its own thing. But I don't know what that thing is. By the way. I'm a horrible bartender. I pour drinks into a cup. I don't know where they come from. I don't know. People at the bar will always ask me like, do you know if this wine was grown with south facing seabury or north facing Seabury? I'm like, ma'am, it came from the liquor closet <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:14:12 That gives me so much anxiety. Questions about the food, questions about anything. 'cause I just don't care. I don't, I never cared enough. Even when I received the information, it goes through one ear out the other. And I beg myself not to do that. But it just happens in my brain. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:14:25 It's like when you ask for someone's name a couple too many times for it to be appropriate. I do that all the time.
Speaker 0 00:14:30 Yeah. And I read this book about memory and it was like, you need to be interested. And I'm like, am I not interested in anything?
Speaker 1 00:14:36 No. You're interested in plenty of things. You're not interested in the food industry, which I don't think many people actually are.
Speaker 0 00:14:41 Yeah. Also a customer's name and like the names of coworkers that I see when I only walk past once in a while. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:14:48 No. You know where I work, it's a corporate restaurant. So you have, there's literally hundreds of employees. I don't even know my sister's age. I'm not remembering Bertha's name on the line. It's just not happening. I wish
Speaker 0 00:14:59 I had a good memory though. So bad. It's so bad. <laugh>. It's so bad.
Speaker 1 00:15:04 Well you've been, do you think there's anything you could do to like work on your memory? Do you think it's a muscle that could be trained?
Speaker 0 00:15:09 Yes. It's the habit. I think that you talked about when you said that one time when I was reading this book about memory. And then I was like, Michael, there's this way to remember names, which is making associations and blah, blah blah. And you were like, oh, I already do that. I've always done that. And I was like, what? Now I'm like, wait a second. That's not some special hack. That's something that people have on. Well
Speaker 1 00:15:29 Let's slow your role here. I think I'm special. Okay. <laugh>. I don't think everyone's born with the gifts that I'm born with. No, but
Speaker 0 00:15:36 It's like, what? Who taught you that?
Speaker 1 00:15:37 Well, it's not like some big, like for example, I work with someone named Emily, which is like a kind of co uh, not common name. She's a British lady. So when she told me her name, I said, okay, Emily leans like Emily lean.
Speaker 0 00:15:49 You just thought to do that. Well 'cause
Speaker 1 00:15:50 It was just right there. Emily lean. Emily lean. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:15:53 But you even had the thought process to be like, let me make up
Speaker 1 00:15:56 Some. Otherwise I would've been calling this poor British lady Emily the whole time. And it would not have been cute. But I
Speaker 0 00:16:01 Didn't even know that was a thing to do. Like, if I'm gonna forget someone's name, let me use this hack. Did someone teach you that? No. Hmm. Maybe they did.
Speaker 1 00:16:08 No. <laugh>
Speaker 0 00:16:09 <laugh>. Because I'm like, I feel that maybe there's habits that I need to obtain that I don't have. They're not second nature yet. And if I just get those habits, which is like making associations with names, then maybe I'll get better at that. It's
Speaker 1 00:16:21 Like, all right, you might not have the best memory, but at least you like, you know, wake up <laugh> and like, you know, there's certain things that you're good at that others aren't. You have I Lisa,
Speaker 0 00:16:29 What are you saying? That it's not that it's not a habit, it's something that you're good at or not good at? Well, no, I,
Speaker 1 00:16:33 I guess I could be a habit.
Speaker 0 00:16:35 <laugh>. Do you think that I have a D h D.
Speaker 1 00:16:37 So I am not a doctor. Like I do, not every single person in my life has told me that they have a D H D. So I don't know what makes someone with a D H D have a d I don't know. I don't know the symptoms because apparently everyone around me has it. So I don't know. I've never looked into it. But can you tell me, do you have a d h, adhd? I
Speaker 0 00:16:55 Wanna believe that. I don't, I wanna say that doctors lie to me. I lied to myself. I made excuses for myself. I need better habits. But then sometimes people look at me like I'm a fucking idiot. <laugh>. I know that when they, well
Speaker 1 00:17:08 <laugh>,
Speaker 0 00:17:09 I know that when they walk away, they're gonna be like, Ugh, I hate stupid people. Well, first
Speaker 1 00:17:13 Of all, they can go fuck themselves <laugh>. They're gonna actually go fuck themselves. I hate
Speaker 0 00:17:18 When people say that. Ew. Nobody chooses to be stupid.
Speaker 1 00:17:25 How are we feeling about the podcast? We having a good time? We're
Speaker 0 00:17:28 Having a good time. We're having a good day. A good time on Spotify. You can comment directly to an episode. Not on Apple Podcasts as far as I know. So your options thus far are Instagram, a p t one R podcast and Spotify or Twitter, which we still gotta get up and pump in. I
Speaker 1 00:17:49 Know. Maybe we'll make a link tree. A lot's gonna happen in the next two months. Okay. LinkedIn. So buckle up. Yeah, that's, is that what I meant, <laugh>?
Speaker 0 00:17:56 Yeah. I like Link Tree better.
Speaker 1 00:17:58 Hey, run over to our Instagram right now and let us know. Um, I just advertising <laugh>. We, we need
Speaker 0 00:18:08 You guys.
Speaker 1 00:18:09 I've been sitting here advertising for like 20 minutes.
Speaker 0 00:18:13 I know. We don't know what to say to each other anymore. Oh,
Speaker 1 00:18:15 It's an extravaganza.
Speaker 0 00:18:18 This is gonna be our last spontaneous episode. We're not gonna have everything scripted, but we will have topics ready next time. How was your weekend? Anything happen?
Speaker 1 00:18:27 Oh, I had the drag night. I had the drag. Oh, <laugh>. <laugh>. Let me do that again without making your ears bleed. Oh. So I wanted to talk about, and this never made it in, I wanted to talk about premature celebration episode two. Was it, what is this? What what, what episode is this? Uh,
Speaker 0 00:18:44 I believe it was episode two that you said you were gonna be Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 00:18:49 I was gonna be doing drag nights. I was gonna hire the girls. I was gonna, yeah, none of that happened.
Speaker 0 00:18:54 You got a lot of congratulations from people who listened to the podcast. Yes.
Speaker 1 00:18:57 People were sending me messages. Congratulations. People were coming up to me. Oh my God. Congrats. And then, um, it never happened. So that's a little thing about premature celebration. Did you
Speaker 0 00:19:10 Ever go up to <inaudible> and ask him if
Speaker 1 00:19:12 Well it was, it's gonna happen eventually. It's gonna happen eventually. Then it was him telling me I needed to find girls. I found a couple girls shout out, hi, Theresa, Marie, New York City. I'm sorry that I booked you for a false gag. Um, and then not even booked you like, but you know what I mean. Um, and then it just never happened. And then I found out last minute that we were doing a drag show and I was bartending, but I had to be in like a normal close for like half the shift and then switch into close at eight. I couldn't get into drag at work. And then honestly, the air conditioning at my job is not where it should be for me to be in drag and bartending at the same time. So I just work a comfy little, uh, cargo shorts and a t-shirt and did my thing. But it was fun. Do you
Speaker 0 00:19:55 Feel robbed? I
Speaker 1 00:19:56 Don't feel robbed, but I do feel like it would've been better had I had my little hands in the pot. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. It would've went a little smoother. A little ter. But How was your weekend?
Speaker 0 00:20:05 Um, I worked, I think I worked on Friday. Today's Sunday. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. I worked today. Um, business is slow, guys. Business is, are we all broke as shit right now?
Speaker 1 00:20:19 Not for me. 'cause I work in a movie theater and Barbie's booming.
Speaker 0 00:20:22 <laugh>. Oh yeah. Are you making good tips then?
Speaker 1 00:20:24 Better than normal, but still shitty compared to like most people on the planet. Well, okay, lemme take that back. Hashtag first world problems. Most people in our like, you know, tax package.
Speaker 0 00:20:31 Yeah. Shitty for bartenders probably right? Uhhuh <affirmative> business is slow for me. Slow. Slow. 'cause all the rich people left for the Yeah,
Speaker 1 00:20:40 That's a thing, isn't it? I didn't notice that until I heard
Speaker 0 00:20:42 About it for the Hamptons and Nantucket and <laugh>, um, fire Island or whatever house they have in some beach somewhere that they go to every summer.
Speaker 1 00:20:53 Honestly. Nice. Good. Get outta here.
Speaker 0 00:20:55 Yeah. Except everyone's losing shifts. So we're all just like, ah. I was always the one person who, because I feel like most people are like, no, I want my hours, I want my money. If a manager came up to me usually and is like, do you wanna go home early? I'm like, yes, immediately. It is like Christmas for me when I get to go home early, but now it's not. Yeah. That's how broke I am. And I have a credit card. You've avoided this situation. I
Speaker 1 00:21:19 Feel so strongly about this. I feel like I'm doing the correct thing, not the correct thing. I know I'm doing the wrong thing. But it feels correct to not have a credit card.
Speaker 0 00:21:27 No, it is correct. To not have a credit card.
Speaker 1 00:21:29 Are you coming around to the idea? <laugh>?
Speaker 0 00:21:30 I was that person for a long time, but then I did it for the purposes of rent, I guess. And just needing it. A credit score or whatever. Um, but I will say that I have been using it for emergencies of being broke, of trying, you know, I tried to get out there, I tried to get a job. Um, I'm slacking now. And also I'm putting a lot into this podcast because I believe in it. Um, and so therefore you kind of need credit. Like you just need it sometimes to invest. If you don't have the money to invest in things. Michael might not have not have credit or any debt. However, the money that I spent on Credit <laugh>, he has credit with me. Yes.
Speaker 1 00:22:12 Like I, you know, I use you for certain things. <laugh>
Speaker 0 00:22:15 You know, for you, you don't have the risk, but you don't have the credit score. So it's a give, it's
Speaker 1 00:22:20 A, and it's also like, I don't have money half the time. You know? Especially 'cause I get paid biweekly. Which, fuck that. That should be illegal.
Speaker 0 00:22:25 It should be illegal. And I don't wanna hear Oh, just manage your money better. No, my dad was like, they're holding onto your money for two weeks. And ever since he said that, I'm like, oh my God, they're holding onto my money for two weeks. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:22:37 Put it down. What are you holding it? Give it to me. I need it. That's
Speaker 0 00:22:41 Only getting paid twice a month. Uh,
Speaker 1 00:22:43 It's terrible. It's terrible. It's disgusting. Sound off in the comments if you're a biweekly bitch. The biweekly bitter bitch brigade. That's what I am. And I know a couple of you bitches are also part of the biweekly bitter bitch brigade. So, sounds off.
Speaker 0 00:22:58 It gets hard to calculate everything. 'cause that's a whole two weeks. You don't know if you get lost in the hours. You don't know. Do you check your pay stubs?
Speaker 1 00:23:06 No. I just hope for the best. Literally.
Speaker 0 00:23:08 I know. I feel like everyone says to me, oh, you gotta check your pay stubs. I never do, ever. I don't think I ever have. Once they
Speaker 1 00:23:14 Could fully be robbing me. I just have no idea.
Speaker 0 00:23:17 I don't got time for that. I don't
Speaker 1 00:23:18 Have time for that. The way I see it is someone else will notice and then sue them and they'll like go bankrupt. 'cause everyone else is checking. I don't even know where I was last week. Like, I can't keep track. Keep track of your hours. No, that's the job's job. You
Speaker 0 00:23:30 Guys get it. You have to get home. You have to do dishes, make food, then do dishes. But in my case, it ends up being I do dishes before cooking. Because then when you cook, you're too tired to clean the dishes and then you have to get ready for bed.
Speaker 1 00:23:44 Then you have to to eat the food.
Speaker 0 00:23:45 Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:23:46 God forbid. Enjoy yourself. Crack open a little something. Maybe it's a Bud Light. Seltzer hard soda. Oh
Speaker 0 00:23:53 My God. This is where my life is at. I have to force myself to sit down sometimes and eat food in front of the TV because otherwise I attempt to do this every night for a long time. I've, I've attempted to do this where I'm trying to eat and do other things at the same time where I'm like, oh, I'll just have a bite. Do something. Have a bite. And then I just never end up eating the food. It's delicious. But then it gets cold and no longer delicious. And then I have to force myself to eat it and not enjoy it as much. And I'm literally like, please finish this food. Holly, you have not eaten today.
Speaker 1 00:24:23 That sounds like a full blown needing disorder. <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:24:25 I
Speaker 1 00:24:25 Know. That's a full blown needing disorder. How's that? How's that going?
Speaker 0 00:24:29 It's the Adderall, I'm telling you. Yeah, it's disgusting. I mean, it feels amazing. Um, this podcast is sponsored by Adderall. I don't know what else to talk about. What? I don't know what else I'm feeling. I
Speaker 1 00:24:40 Don't know. It's like, are we feeling numb? Are we feeling
Speaker 0 00:24:44 <laugh>? Um, yeah, but I feel hopeful. I'm in a lot of debt and I have no money. But I feel hopeful.
Speaker 1 00:24:51 I feel hopeful too. Like, uh, I just feel like we're gonna wake up rich one day. No, we're gonna put the work in and we're putting the work in
Speaker 0 00:24:58 And you're going away. That's good. You're gonna get some summer
Speaker 1 00:25:00 In. Yeah, I'm gonna Lake George. Big shout out. Lake George.
Speaker 0 00:25:04 Is that your summer place?
Speaker 1 00:25:06 I haven't been in like years and years, but like we used to go when I was a kid in the summer. You sit by the lake, you have a little fire, you walk through the woods on a little trail, you go, ooh, ooh. You know, it's cute. There's the mini haha.
Speaker 0 00:25:21 I feel like you need a little bit of both in the summer of campfire and beach going.
Speaker 1 00:25:26 I haven't been to the beach once this summer or really campfire. I haven't done anything summery this summer. Maybe
Speaker 0 00:25:31 That's why you get depressed 'cause you're not fulfilling the thing that you need to fulfill and then it's gonna pass by and be gone.
Speaker 1 00:25:37 Well, no, I think I'm depressed because of a chemical imbalance. Mainly because, I mean, I do, I'm enjoying summer in the sense where I go out. You know, I'm outside a lot now, you know, like after work with everyone going out, just being able to drink on the sidewalk and walk around. Go to the grocery store. Cackle, go to seven 11, which has a fierce ice coffee with an almond creamer. You get to make it yourself <laugh>. But they don't have hot water past like 9:00 PM And I learned that the hard way. But, um, summer nights are wonderful. You could sit on a stoop, drink a little rose. It's
Speaker 0 00:26:10 The same temperature as inside. Uh,
Speaker 1 00:26:12 Sometimes it's even better, sometimes even better than inside because inside's a little muggy sometimes. And then, yeah, you step outside fresh air, there's a breeze.
Speaker 0 00:26:21 Uh, I love summer nights.
Speaker 1 00:26:22 I love walking around at night and just looking at people's gardens, you know, here in Astoria where there's some lovely gardens and at night they're all lit up nice or they're not. And you get to just, you know, walk around and observe the garden. And I like walking at night 'cause there's no other bitches on the sidewalk that might be like male privilege, but there's no one on the sidewalk. You know? I get to like take my time. I don't have to. I don't know. There's no, there's no eyes on you. You're one with the night you're outside. Sometimes I'll go fuck someone just to walk there.
Speaker 0 00:26:53 <laugh> I love sitting on the stoop, although I don't do it much.
Speaker 1 00:26:55 It's weird when we're in this apartment and then we like have to go out to the store or something at night and we realize that the entire neighborhood is alive and pumping.
Speaker 0 00:27:03 And I feel like I'm missing it because
Speaker 1 00:27:05 We're a little cave in apartment one our, and then you step out into the world and you're like, oh yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 0 00:27:09 I forgot how to step out into the world.
Speaker 1 00:27:12 Honestly, sometimes I'm like barefoot in a t-shirt, like looking like a mess. <laugh>. Like, and then I'm expecting just, I'm expecting the whole world to be in my vibe for some reason. And then I go out and it's just a normal day. People
Speaker 0 00:27:23 Outside, restaurants lit up, bars lit up. I don't know how to fix this issue. <laugh>
Speaker 1 00:27:28 What issue
Speaker 0 00:27:29 Of just not going out more. It's gotta be the money thing. 'cause you need money to go to a bar.
Speaker 1 00:27:34 I go out probably a lot, but it's always right after work, I'm already out. And then I'm with everyone at work because then I'm already out. It's not like I'm like leaving my house, getting ready to go out. And I'm like, ugh. After work I'm like, I wanna
Speaker 0 00:27:45 Drink. I went out like maybe like twice with multiple coworkers after work recently. And I was like, oh, this is what I needed. Because what the fuck is the point if you're not going out for drinks after work?
Speaker 1 00:27:58 Literally. Because then you're just cooped up all day. You woke up, you went straight to work. Everyone's pissing you off. And then freedom at the end. Like, I'll literally spend my entire shift being like, I can't wait for this to end. I can't wait to go home. And then when the shift's over, I'm just hanging out, wide awake, energized. And it's wonderful. You know, you get to know people. You spend a little too much money. Make a little mistake here and there. Learn from it or don't. And then end up Ubering home and spending all the money that you made in that day. And then it's a vicious cycle because then you get home, you're drunk, you just Ubered. Um, it's four 30 in the morning. You collapse into your room, you wake up and it's a vicious cycle of endless misery. Ugh. We wanna be doing the pod full time. We want to be sat down here with you guys and girls and thems and everyone. We wanna hang out with you guys all day. We don't wanna go to work. We want to be hanging out all day. Today. Someone was having vaginal sex at work. Well,
Speaker 0 00:28:50 How did they do it? What was the form?
Speaker 1 00:28:52 Missionary her on her back legs spread open in a movie, in a seat. Getting fucked. Oh
Speaker 0 00:28:58 Shit. How'd you know? Did someone tell you? 'cause they
Speaker 1 00:29:00 Were like, we're calling the police. Like she's on the, she's gonna be a a sex, she's a sex offender. She's having, she's
Speaker 0 00:29:06 Getting Oh wait, why? Just, why? Just her.
Speaker 1 00:29:07 Well, and him. Oh my
Speaker 0 00:29:09 God. They thought that they were being, because in the movie theater they have lounge chairs and blankets
Speaker 1 00:29:14 And like people, you know, do a little sneaky little hand jobb here and there. Am I, am I here for it? No. I feel like get a room. Do it in private. Maybe if you're the only one in the movie theater, but no, still. And second of all, um, we're a movie theater where you have table service. So you are like being wor waited on number one. Also there's children in the movie theater while you're moaning. Like they, it wasn't like a sneaky little handjob in, in the back of the movie theater. Like, it was like, it was
Speaker 0 00:29:38 Squeaking of the chairs.
Speaker 1 00:29:39 It was like dicked down back, blown out.
Speaker 0 00:29:42 Oh my god. People catch on. They see movement, they get curious what's going on over there. And then they see just humping motions from the lower end of the body. And then it's like, oh my god. They they're really doing it. They're really doing it. And then you can't focus
Speaker 1 00:29:55 On moving. I saw the couple and they were very drunk. I didn't serve them, just so you know. So it was probably like loud, sloppy sex. Like that's the way it was described. Just drunken loud humping in Insidious. What's turning you on About Insidious. And you paid fucking almost $40 for a movie ticket to fuck through it. Girl. You ever heard of Netflix and Chill, chill out. You know what it
Speaker 0 00:30:15 Is? They, it's a romantic idea of doing something sexual in a movie.
Speaker 1 00:30:19 I don't know if it's romantic <laugh>?
Speaker 0 00:30:21 No, I don't know. Just in movies and shows. You've seen hands touching when the popcorn falls or something, you know. And then I feel like somehow it turned into <laugh> fingering and hand jobs in the real world. And um, they thought that that was the vibe fingering in hand jobs. And they just went a little bit further in their minds. And then now they're walking out the building with the police. That's just <laugh>
Speaker 1 00:30:46 <laugh>. They're walking out the building impregnated in handcuffs.
Speaker 0 00:30:50 Wow. That is so embarrassing. Imagine
Speaker 1 00:30:52 Sex offender registry. Are you serious? Can you get a hotel? I
Speaker 0 00:30:56 Do feel a little bad for them. 'cause if they're drunk enough and they feel like they're alone,
Speaker 1 00:31:01 Mama, I was told that the people next to them were sitting in the seat next to them and she was throwing her body onto them to the point where they had to like, oh my God.
Speaker 0 00:31:09 It was
Speaker 1 00:31:10 Sloppy. Sloppy. Like, it wasn't like he, he he ooh, we're like, uh uh oh, let's not get caught. It was like pound town. Just left pound town
Speaker 0 00:31:20 Also. Yeah, you're right. It is sex offender vibes because for the server that's someone working, what are they supposed to do? Tell 'em to stop. It's not like a police quiet down situation. Like
Speaker 1 00:31:29 What if you're a 12 year old in the seat in front of them and you're like, why are they having sex on me? My manager was, and I felt so bad for her. She was pissed off. She was fuming. Was
Speaker 0 00:31:41 It? Did she have to stop it? I don't
Speaker 1 00:31:43 Know what went down. Take everything with the granny, the wall. 'cause I just heard, she told me quickly, like she was just frustrated. What's
Speaker 0 00:31:47 So creepy about it is, you know, the feeling of just being like, is what I think is happening happening. And then you realize it. And then not only do you realize it <laugh>, but you have extra time to sit in it, you know, as spectators. Yeah. The spectators were probably confused at first and then they were like, oh my God, is that what I wait? And then once it's processed, now they're still hearing it.
Speaker 1 00:32:10 Breeding culture,
Speaker 0 00:32:13 Reproduction,
Speaker 1 00:32:14 <laugh>, you know,
Speaker 0 00:32:18 Species survival.
Speaker 1 00:32:20 Darwinism. This
Speaker 0 00:32:21 Is where our evolution led us to having sex in movie theaters and
Speaker 1 00:32:25 Like rocking back and forth with a Bud Light hard seltzer chatting into a microphone about it. Right.
Speaker 0 00:32:30 <laugh>
Speaker 1 00:32:31 <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:32:31 Well I guess it's better than being pillage and raped.
Speaker 1 00:32:35 So I guess we're doing something right. Right. <laugh>
Speaker 0 00:32:39 <laugh>. I don't know anymore. Yeah. But you know, it seems like there's some people who made it in the world and they've had some humbled beginnings such as being broke and in debt. And that's what keeps me going is knowing that there were others.
Speaker 1 00:32:54 I always say, you know, we're just writing our backs. Backstories.
Speaker 0 00:32:58 It's weird to me in it because of the hustle, you can't enjoy it. So I know in the future I'm gonna be like, remember and all nostalgic, but like right now I am aware that I'm not actually living in it. Mm-hmm. <affirmative> in the hustle
Speaker 1 00:33:12 Because we love a hustle. We just wanna better hustle. It's like, ugh.
Speaker 0 00:33:17 You know? I don't like a hustle. I like a clean routine with time to eat, time to break. Every time I take a break at work even I'm like, what can I get done in my break
Speaker 1 00:33:26 At this point for as long as I could remember? You've been in a hustle for as long as I can remember. Holly Goldsmith is 12 things at once on your Plate.
Speaker 0 00:33:35 I literally felt like the first time and it's gone now. But the one time in my life where I felt I'm happy right now, like I'm fulfilled, I'm content. I feel good. Where I wasn't questioning things or whatever was during C O V I D when, which I know was a sour time. But I also know that there's a lot of us who feel that way because it was the first time we had a summer vacation and we were getting paid. Also, the other thing is feeling guilt. Whenever I go out, whenever I take time off, I feel extremely guilty. I could have used that time to do something else, or there was something else that I should have gotten done already, but I haven't yet. And it's hard to just sit. But during C O v I, it wasn't, it was appreciating the little things like going for a walk, having dinner. We should have family dinners again in this household.
Speaker 1 00:34:22 Remember we used to sit outside, we used to bring a blanket on the sidewalk and sit outside. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. We should do that again. 'cause I also loved Covid in the moment. I was like, uh, but looking back, that was the last time I felt joy, which is terrible. Well,
Speaker 0 00:34:35 The part of it that was annoying was the mask thing. I'm gonna be that person.
Speaker 1 00:34:38 Yeah. No, it was, it was terrible. It was horrible. I hated everyone. I mean, it was, you know, understandable. I was kind of, some people were like really extra and really weird for a really long time. The
Speaker 0 00:34:47 Whole political thing was the thing that I think dampered the whole experience. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:34:52 <laugh>. Yeah. It wasn't the virus. It wasn't the virus that wiped out. Like it was the political environment. But it is. It's true. It's true. It worsened it obviously
Speaker 0 00:35:01 It was like a really bad time. But like I said, there was a lot of us who did for the first time in a long time, have a moment to breathe. There was nothing to do 'cause you couldn't do it. Which is interesting because it's almost like being told to stay home. Sounds like a trap. But it was so freeing.
Speaker 1 00:35:19 The first like, initial panic was not fun. And then it got fun and then it got really lame. <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:35:25 Yeah. And then it got like, I'm sick of this conversation, which we're doing now, but it was just a, that was the one moment. It was a fleeting moment. And then now it's gone. And I'm back to hustle mode. But I refuse to stop hustle mode until I'm making money. <laugh>. I say to people a lot, well, I'm trying to get rich. And I feel like sometimes people, people look down on that word. They don't like that word rich. But when I say I'm trying to get rich, what I'm really saying is I'm trying to be able to go to restaurants. I'm trying to be able to travel if I want, take break. If I want, wanna have a, I wanna have a car. Because the other thing about Covid was I had $6,000 in my bank account. Filthy rich with $6,000 in my bank account, in my savings. Not just my bank account, my savings.
Speaker 1 00:36:07 They say eat the rich mama. I'm trying to be eight. I don't wanna be seven, I don't wanna be nine, I wanna be eight. I want a house in Versailles. I want veneers. You know, I I you, you're, you're like, oh, I just wanna be comfortable and be happy. I want, you know, gowns, I want jets. I, I want it all <laugh>. Okay. I want to be like top 1% disgusting. Like I want to be, um, I want, I want the, the money to change me. I want all of my like friends and relatives to say, you've changed and we don't like who you've become. <laugh> I want to be corrupted. You know what I mean? Like, I wanna, I want that experience. I want veneers. I want lip filler, just a little filler, little Botox in the forehead. Um, you know what I mean?
Speaker 0 00:36:51 Forehead, why?
Speaker 1 00:36:52 I mean, I don't need an now, but like eventually I'll, I'll need a little, a little something. You know, that kind of stuff. I want fo fur, you know,
Speaker 0 00:36:59 I wanna own a house.
Speaker 1 00:37:01 Ugh. We've had this discussion. You don't want rooms that I want rooms. I wanna walk down a, a corridor.
Speaker 0 00:37:07 Michael wants that room, that living room that nobody goes in. 'cause it's weirdly fancy.
Speaker 1 00:37:12 I will make this huge disclaimer. I don't want a plastic living room, like the plastic wrap. Don't touch it. But I want so many rooms that this is the green room. This is the purple room. This is the bar. This is the, the, I don't even read, but I want a library. You know, like, I just want that. I want that. You could touch it. You could go play. But I want, ooh, I want a, I want an empty room. <laugh>, you know, <laugh> <laugh>. Like, I want rooms. I forgot about, I want a huge yard. I want, um, I want it all. That
Speaker 0 00:37:44 Doesn't sound healthy. No,
Speaker 1 00:37:46 It's not. Because it's also, you know, I'm being, I know I'm being like, dilu, you know, I'm being funny. I'm being silly. I'm being facetious. But you know what I mean. I know you're
Speaker 0 00:37:54 Right. Like, I can go along with a joke. Although, can I,
Speaker 1 00:37:57 But to be honest, 'cause like I'm aware that it's a joke, but I'm also aware that it's not really a joke. I, I'm
Speaker 0 00:38:03 Aware that it's not really a joke. Yeah. <laugh>. I feel like it sounds more like an empty hole.
Speaker 1 00:38:09 Yeah. That can't get filled. Can, that empty hole that can't get filled was not only my name in college, but it's also a lifestyle. But I feel like, um, I am somebody who loves the little things. I like lounging. I like going into the garden. You know, I like, so if I was rich, I could do those things. If I had a big house, I like decorating. I'd go into this room and decorat, I would be content. If I spent all of my days decorating and painting and gardening, I would also, you know, still go out and still hustle, make podcasts, do all the art stuff. Because I feel like I can't do that stuff if I'm not rich, to be honest. Right. Um, it would allow me to do hobbies. It would allow me to have hobbies. I'm a hobby girl, but I'm not a hobby girl because I don't have, you know, the energy.
Speaker 0 00:38:54 Yeah, you don't have the energy. Um, a lot. Which is weird. You have, you're very extroverted, but I you, your energy does get drained very quickly.
Speaker 1 00:39:04 Yeah. I feel like I'm, everyone is like, I'm an introverted extrovert. Like I'm an extrovert. Like, uh, I'm just, I don't know. I'm a people's, I like people. My patience is very thin though. Like if I'm out it, it could be like a switch of a light and I'm just ready to go home and like be alone. When I need to be alone. I need to be alone. Like, I'm not putting up with anything else. And
Speaker 0 00:39:23 You're very good at being just like, I'm going to bed. I wonder if being an extrovert does that to you where it drains your energy really quickly.
Speaker 1 00:39:29 Well, because they say that extroverts gain energy from social interactions and extroverts lose energy from social interactions. By that definition, I am an introvert
Speaker 0 00:39:39 By that definition. I'm an extrovert.
Speaker 1 00:39:40 Yeah, I see that. But I feel like it, it doesn't feel right calling me an introvert because I feel I'm an, I'm an outdoors person. I'm a, I'm always talking. I'm a people person. I mean,
Speaker 0 00:39:49 I have seen you get pretty manic every once in a while when you're a, there's a big group of friends around. You get manically excited. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:39:57 <laugh>. Because I, I am actually like, people do give me energy. 'cause that's the thing. I guess I do get energy from social interactions, but then it's a short battery sometimes. Sometimes I'm in the mood to just be a crack head for like six days in a row. And then other times I'm like, I could be the only person on the planet and I'd be okay. It
Speaker 0 00:40:10 Might have to do with just other things like sleep and um, work, physical exhaustion, maybe not drinking enough water. All those little things that are also extra chores and shit. 'cause you have to think about that. If things aren't right and you're always tired or you're just not feeling existing, you then have to find the culprit. Which could be anything. It could be, it
Speaker 1 00:40:33 Could be B 12 deficiency. Right. It could be vitamin D, it could be, you know,
Speaker 0 00:40:38 Too much sleep. Not enough sleep. Not enough water. I need to drink so much water a day.
Speaker 1 00:40:43 I drink a lot of water. I think. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:40:44 You're a water drinker.
Speaker 1 00:40:45 Sometimes I'm bad. But I feel like I'm fine with water, but I'm not fine with like anything else. You know <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:40:50 Yeah. 'cause Michael sleeps a lot. Although I don't know because you're also in your room for a long time. So you could be doing anything in there. No,
Speaker 1 00:40:57 I get, I get a lot. You
Speaker 0 00:40:58 Can be getting naughty in there because
Speaker 1 00:41:00 I mean, there's sometimes where I'm like four a four hour night sleep bitch. But that's always work involved. If I just have like days off, I could sleep for very long amounts of time. I love sleeping. I love it. I get excited when I go to bed because this world, it's a rough, it's rough out here. It's rough out here. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 0 00:41:17 <affirmative>, we're such opposites. 'cause there are times when I'm like, I don't have time to sleep right now. I have shit that I need to do, but I have to fucking sleep. Like, it's such a chore. It's so weird that that natural human things are becoming chores to me. Like eating, food, sleeping, what else?
Speaker 1 00:41:36 You have no problem pooping. Right. Sometimes
Speaker 0 00:41:38 That I'm like, ugh, are you fucking kidding? Like, I'm in the zone right now. Now I have to interrupt it. All those things
Speaker 1 00:41:44 For all of you that dunno. Holly, she always says, oh, I'm so bad at time management. This bitch, her best friend is not me. Like, you might think it's Alexa. Alexa turnoff, um, <laugh>. This bitch times her showers. She times her life. Like everything. Like she's down to the second.
Speaker 0 00:42:00 Right. But then, well, I'm trying to do that. Uh, but
Speaker 1 00:42:03 I just, and by trying she means she's doing that. She does that <laugh> Well,
Speaker 0 00:42:06 I've succeeded with the shower thing.
Speaker 1 00:42:08 See, like me personally, I'm pretty quick in that. I don't think I take long shower. I say you
Speaker 0 00:42:11 Do take quick showers.
Speaker 1 00:42:12 I love. Maybe it's not healthy. Maybe you should be able to, you know, not be so strict on yourself and have a little time in the shower and enjoy yourself. Selfishly when you get in the shower, I'm like, oh, thank God. Because I know it's gonna be five minutes, you know,
Speaker 1 00:42:25 When I'm alone. Wanna know what I do when I visit. I'm sorry mom. But like, when I visit my hometown and I go to my mom's and dad's house, I'm taking a shower to the point where my skin is red and peeled off of my body. Like I'm spending an hour, I'm pruning up, my vocal cords are blown out and I'm out of phone battery. There's nothing like screaming in a house when you're home alone in the suburbs just screaming. Hmm. Because here I'm like, I can't scream like a lunatic. The neighbors can hear me. I'm in the suburbs, I'm in the shower. I'm like, ah.
Speaker 0 00:42:57 Really? Do you feel like the need to scream?
Speaker 1 00:42:58 Well, I'm just like sing. I'm singing but I'm like screaming. Yeah.
Speaker 0 00:43:01 That's how I feel in a car. Yes. I'm in a house alone. I'm like, hello? Is anyone there? Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:43:07 You hate being home alone. She'll text me and she'll be like, Michael, I feel like there's a man in the room. Like
Speaker 0 00:43:13 Yeah. I'm noticing some traits of paranoia inside of me, which frightens me a little because nowadays when I, I remember it took about three days for me to start seeing hallucinations of three days of no sleep. And now it's taking about a day where I'm like, I think I'm seeing things like just now. The reason I brought up is 'cause I literally thought I was seeing a human being in your room. <laugh>. Oh god. And um, well I
Speaker 1 00:43:38 Feel like I get, 'cause I don't have insomnia at all. Like I'm not used to not sleeping. Like I'll do it for like a day if I'm just being stupid and like staying out late before work. But I never like go days and days. But I started seeing like jittery hallucinations after like a day too. So I feel like that's kind of normal.
Speaker 0 00:43:54 Okay. Maybe it's the age thing. Like I remember,
Speaker 1 00:43:56 I remember I thought I saw Portobella at my job. Oh
Speaker 0 00:43:58 My god. I've literally had that too. <laugh>. And my best portella
Speaker 1 00:44:01 Portobella is my cat by the way. Do
Speaker 0 00:44:03 You feel like you see like shadows?
Speaker 1 00:44:04 Yeah. Like I remember what I thought was portobella was a bowl of mint. She's mint like, but outta the corner of my eye I was like,
Speaker 0 00:44:11 It's weird to say hallucinations because it's not a hallucination when it happens. It's the feeling of an unstable mind. It's like, um, I can, it's like I
Speaker 1 00:44:20 Gotta go to bed. Uhhuh.
Speaker 0 00:44:22 It's the not the world that's untrustworthy. It's like the mind's playing tricks and, but I don't know how to explain it. It's for a moment you think you see something and you turn, but it's like you think you see so you know that you think you see something, you didn't really see it or have time to process it and it's becomes the very fact that you think you saw something. Yeah. That makes it so weird because it's like,
Speaker 1 00:44:44 There was a split second where I was like port, like Portobella is here. And then I was like, that's so not normal for me to be thinking that
Speaker 0 00:44:51 Oh my god, that literally happened at my dad's house and he's never had animals in that house.
Speaker 1 00:44:56 You know how it's like, I'm not a doctor, but you see things and then your mind like fills in the blank. Uhhuh, <affirmative>. Like you're really just focusing on one thing and the rest is kind of like pixel lies little versions of it or whatever. <laugh>. So I feel like when you're in, oh, I hope that was caught. Zoom me out. Um, so I feel like it's the brain putting the wrong images in. Yeah. So it's not when you're looking directly at it, but like when it's like side filler information, it like gets misconstrued. We're
Speaker 0 00:45:21 Unhealthy right now. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:45:23 We're not, we're not looking so good. Yeah. You
Speaker 0 00:45:26 Know,
Speaker 1 00:45:26 <laugh>. But hey, season two is coming. Season two is a coming.
Speaker 0 00:45:32 Right. So now we're not gonna be floundering around. Now we're gonna be structured. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 00:45:36 <affirmative>. We're not gonna be recording at two 30 in eight in the morning. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 0 00:45:39 <affirmative>. So yeah. Thank you guys for listening to this first season. Thank you for being there on the journey with us. We're gonna be persistent. We're gonna keep this going. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:45:47 We're just going on a little break. Uh, okay. It's not you, it's us and we're gonna be back with a vengeance. If
Speaker 0 00:45:55 You're listening in the future to this past podcast, maybe right now is years ago. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:46:00 We're coming at you from the past bitch.
Speaker 0 00:46:03 Hey future Michael. Hey, future Holly. Listening to this in four years. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:46:07 Future listeners, the ones that are listening to this live. Yeah, they're the OGs. Okay. They're the real ones. And we see you guys.
Speaker 0 00:46:15 No, but also welcome to the family. No,
Speaker 1 00:46:17 I know. I'm just joshing around if you're
Speaker 0 00:46:19 Going through, starting to just listen to all episodes, and it's been three seasons or seven seasons,
Speaker 1 00:46:25 Or maybe we're touring, you know, maybe I've left for Paris. You know, like, we'll see. Welcome
Speaker 0 00:46:32 To this family. Welcome
Speaker 1 00:46:33 Aboard. Welcome to one R. You know, grab a room, which there are plenty of dirty little secrets here in Apartment one R. So stay tuned. Find them out. Now we, we got no secrets here. We're open books. We're open books.
Speaker 0 00:46:43 But you can be a closed book if you want. Yeah.
Speaker 1 00:46:45 Or maybe just show us a page.
Speaker 0 00:46:46 Yeah,
Speaker 1 00:46:47 Yeah. We should just read thoughts throughout the week. 'cause that's what we do here in Apartment one R. <laugh>, like everything <laugh>, every other sentence or
Speaker 0 00:46:55 An apartment. One r
Speaker 1 00:46:56 Every other sentence is a blog. But like, it's funny because this is our only like, product. So I'm just like, oh, like, come, come here.
Speaker 0 00:47:06 Uh, you're at some point you're gonna wanna throw up. When you hear the sound of apartment one R, <laugh> a, that's a p t <laugh> one R. And by the way, you know what I gotta say, you are right about the apartment one R thing. What do
Speaker 1 00:47:18 You think, what are you thinking
Speaker 0 00:47:18 In terms of a p t or Apartment one R Arm? It's a big deal. It is like, every time I say it to someone I have to plug in. That's a p t one on. I feel like such an asshole doing it, but I have to, because whenever I say it to someone, I'm like, just to make sure. But however, maybe the benefit of that is that it gets it in their head more. Right? Rather than just apartment one R. Like maybe me being like, that's a P T one R. I don't know. Get
Speaker 1 00:47:43 Ready for us to shove merch down your throat. Get ready for us to, you know, one thing about us, we're
Speaker 0 00:47:49 Gonna be professional,
Speaker 1 00:47:50 We're gonna be corporate. We're gonna get corporate out in here.
Speaker 0 00:47:53 We already are corporate Golden Crow.
Speaker 1 00:47:56 Okay? You heard it here folks. We're an L l C bitch. We're in the paper. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 0 00:48:01 <affirmative>. Unless I got scammed outta $430 <laugh> <laugh>, we should be in the Jewish Herald,
Speaker 1 00:48:08 The Jewish Herald in New York City. So, yeah. Sold wherever the finest newspapers are sold
Speaker 0 00:48:13 That we've yet to find, that
Speaker 1 00:48:15 We've yet to find. So if you are a subscriber of the Jewish Heralds, keep an eye out for Golden Crow. Let us know if you see it. For those of us that are on a commute to work, have a lovely day at work. For those of us who are unemployed. How does it feel to be living my dream
Speaker 0 00:48:36 For those of us struggling to survive? I hope we've given you a little bit of humor, a little bit of thought. Something
Speaker 1 00:48:45 Today. We got really, really real. But, um, we got deep.
Speaker 0 00:48:50 We got deep.
Speaker 1 00:48:53 We got deep
Speaker 0 00:48:55 Mama.
Speaker 1 00:48:56 We got Deep Mary. And you know what, mom, mom, mom. It is what it is, mom. The gig is up. You know what I mean? The gig is up, mom.
Speaker 0 00:49:08 Um, we're just a couple of broke fools trying to make it in the world thinking we can do it this way. And maybe we can, maybe we can't. I don't know. I, I might, may or not put that in. Anyways. Um, I hope you have an energetic day,
Speaker 1 00:49:27 Right? I hope your day is like this. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ah, ah, ah. I hope you have a lot of the ooh, uh, ah, you know,
Speaker 0 00:49:34 Slash sleep full nights. I hope you have a sleep full night.
Speaker 1 00:49:39 Get some rest, get
Speaker 0 00:49:41 Some a full eight hours. I hope you have a full eight hours of sleep. I know, I won't.
Speaker 1 00:49:46 I know I will. I know I'll be there rotting in my mattress. So if any of you bitches wanna rot with me, let me know down in the comments below.
Speaker 0 00:49:54 Um, good Night America.
Speaker 1 00:49:57 Good night America, and good night. Anywhere else around the world that are listening in, you guys are just psychopathic in us to relate to us
Speaker 0 00:50:07 Here from Queen New York, Holly and Michael, apartment one R. We are heading out for the night.
Speaker 1 00:50:17 Wanna know what I'm gonna do? Wanna know what I'm gonna do? Big shout out for everybody who sleeps naked. If you sleep naked, give a little, like give a little comment, give a little subscribe. Let us know that you let it all hang out.
Speaker 0 00:50:32 I wish I was that person, but I'm not.
Speaker 1 00:50:34 You know, I mean, something could be said for how it's not sanitary. You know,
Speaker 0 00:50:40 You're in your bed,
Speaker 1 00:50:41 But I'm in my bed, girl. I'm gonna let it all hang out when I get outta the shower. Here's a, you want a dirty secret? I'll give you a dirty secret. You'll get the hot gossip here in apartment one r I get outta the shower. One of the first things I do is I get my ass in my bed and I lay there soaking wet because it's one of the few luxuries life has left to offer. Lay in your bed naked. Do it. Feel it.
Speaker 0 00:51:08 I don't know about laying in your bed naked, wet.
Speaker 1 00:51:12 Sure there's a mildew problem. Sure there's a black mold problem, but I feel like it's one of those limited life experience you have left that make you a unique individual on this planet. Do it. Lay in bed naked. Do it. Do it
Speaker 0 00:51:27 After you're dry.
Speaker 1 00:51:29 Or if you're soaking wet. 'cause I'll tell you something, you'll never feel warmer.
Speaker 0 00:51:33 No, because when you're soaking wet, it's equivalent to wiping your ass with soft toilet paper that dissolves as you wipe your ass.
Speaker 1 00:51:42 No, I, no, I'm gonna sit here. It's equivalent. Nope. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna declare
Speaker 0 00:51:47 'cause there's cat hair on that. There's cat hair on that mattress and on in those comforters, that cat hair is gonna cling to you like toilet paper. And sure
Speaker 1 00:51:57 It will your ass while you're wet. But the second you dry, you get up, you whisk that shit off. Am I sanitary? No. Is this a problem? Yes. Will I continue to do it? Absolutely. You need to lay there naked. I I implore you to lay naked in your bed. I implore you
Speaker 0 00:52:15 And I think it's time for Michael to lay in bed naked and for me to lay in bed not naked, fully clothed,
Speaker 1 00:52:23 <laugh>.
Speaker 0 00:52:24 Um,
Speaker 1 00:52:24 Then again, Holly fully lives with, um, the view of the nation outside of her window.
Speaker 0 00:52:29 That's true. Yeah. I have a sidewalk next to me. If anyone were to break in, I would just hope not to be naked during that moment. All I know, because I'm the first
Speaker 1 00:52:38 All I know is that if we were broken into, I would be erupted with awakeness after Holly was murdered. I So
Speaker 0 00:52:46 You have some time.
Speaker 1 00:52:47 I have some time to plot out my escape route
Speaker 0 00:52:50 For sure. Right? I'm the first. I'm the first. Oh, you're
Speaker 1 00:52:51 The first.
Speaker 0 00:52:53 Anyways. I think it's time we say goodnight.
Speaker 1 00:52:59 Goodnight everybody. I love you and I mean it. I really do.
Speaker 0 00:53:03 Me too. Thank you for listening to this.
Speaker 1 00:53:08 Wha wha
Speaker 0 00:53:11 Why.
Speaker 1 00:53:12 Okay, bye. Love ya mean it. Love you mean it. Hey, bye.
Speaker 0 00:53:20 TT Y l
Speaker 1 00:53:22 TT Y L X O X
Speaker 0 00:53:24 B R b. Just kidding. T Y L.
